busting out the free throw

when a person wins in a situation due to most of his/her counterparts mistakes.

joe: aye bro so tell me why buddy was cockblocking with his girl.
joel:awe damn, she curve you?
joe: nah bro i’m busting out the free throw, she thought he was on some girl shit, so she gave me her number.

by trillscumbag January 8, 2019

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Free Mealer

A woman who only dates for meals or other material items. Most commonly entitled women, but also men who seek a mommy figure to care for them.

Erin brags about having multiple dates during week. Didn’t care for the guys but talks about what she had for dinner. Must be a Free Mealer.

by NM83 August 17, 2025

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Vluten Free

The perfect storm of annoying eater, combining both Gluten Free and Vegan together to make every single patron at a restaurant have to overhear how the individual eats neither gluten free and vegan only diet..

Waitress: What would you like to eat
Person: "Hi do you have any gluten free, vegan options because I refuse to eat animals, and or wheat.."
Waitress: "maybe a salad"
Person: "Can you check with the Chef to make sure it's Vluten Free certified"

by nowayto know March 22, 2019

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Peanut Free Table

The table where bringing your PB&J sandwich can get you charged with murder.

Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.

by Track and Shield November 12, 2021

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free-timing

Instead of "retiring" from a career, let's make it something that explains the delight of having more free-time available to do whatever we want. While working, we often have too little of it, so once we aren't working, we are "free-timing" to do the things that escaped us for too long.

I'm anxious to see the things I'll do once I'm "free-timing".

by The Insurance Chick August 22, 2025

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