Thunder shits

where your stomach just hurts for 15 minutes and suddenly you have to shit so badly
and when you go to shit it stings so badly
that you have to hold it back
but your stomach hurts
so you have to make the choice if you want to stay with the ever growing stomach pains
or the asshole burns

A: Sorry I can't come into work today, I have the thunder shits.
B: What the fuck is a thunder shit

by Farmer_Joe January 12, 2021

Thunder clap

A thunder clap is when a female soulmate or just a female in general claps her A** on a man d**k where the point it sound like a thunder storm

I swear to god she hit me with that thunder clap last night. She made me bust lowkey

by Jah too raw February 21, 2021

Thunder8

A god that does not care about server and will get muted multiple times a week

Thunder8: ?mute @Thunder8 ENOUGH

Barry: ?mute @Thunder8 harassment

Dwifte: ?mute @Thunder8 death threats
Drako: ?mute @Thunder8 porn in genral

by MolesterJester January 18, 2021

Thunderclap Arrow

When you hook a car battery to a metal arrow and shoot it through a crowd of people (normally at a festival of sorts) and if you here the loud scream of a child, you get a point. First to three points wins.

Friend 1: "so how did you guys decide whos turn it was to walk the dog in the end?"
Friend 2: "oh that, we just played a game of Thunderclap Arrow and I ended up winning."
Friend 3: "ye but only cos you didn't allow the rule that new-born babies count as two points, I would've won."

Friend 2: "cos we aren't allowed to change the rules, that's how it works."
Friend 1: "YOU PLAYED THAT GAME TO DECIDE SOMETHING SO PETTY, WHAT IN THE MOTHERLY FU-??!!"

by naruto_dictionary January 31, 2021

Thunder pie

When someone has explosive diarrhea in the morning

Man did you hear bobby having a thunder pie special this morning it stunk so bad my eyes watered

by SuperCracker87 February 8, 2021

thunder sheep

When You Shaved Your hair.

Mom, i have a thunder sheep!

by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021

thunderclit

secretly my fav mutual..even tho i dont interact w them..............
anyway, rlly awesome person and i love their edits they deserve all the recognition on their platform.
sososo pretty to

I love thunderclit.

by oikawabrains March 18, 2021