A condition suffered by those considered socially undesirable. Unlike the STD, physical pain is not a side effect. The most noticeable symptom is an outcast status among friends and coworkers.
Social Syphilis is usually contracted as a result of a bad public breakup, embarassing youtube video, or facebook fight. After being diagnosed, one is typically shunned by others, and is unlikely to enter a romantic relationship for a significantly long period of time.
Social Syphilis is usually contracted as a result of a bad public breakup, embarassing youtube video, or facebook fight. After being diagnosed, one is typically shunned by others, and is unlikely to enter a romantic relationship for a significantly long period of time.
Didn't you see her big breakup on facebook? She and Tom had a huge fight, he called a whore, and now she's got Social Syphilis. Nobody's gonna touch that bitch.
by Dirk Browitski February 22, 2011
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Basically a hater & narcissist.
Basically a hater & narcissist.
by New Language November 6, 2019
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Wow her ass is huge.
I want to be a Kardashian Too so I’ll say merch and put tubs of silicone in my ass.
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Wow her ass is huge.
I want to be a Kardashian Too so I’ll say merch and put tubs of silicone in my ass.
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by FeatherD January 25, 2019
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by Monkey's Dad May 5, 2020
Get the social uneasing mug.The proper attribution or way to describe introverts. Introverts are not antisocial, they are simply differently social.
Shy folx are not antisocial. They do infact socialize and engage with people. Their approach to social engagement is different. Shy folk or introverts shouldn't be labeled antisocial; they should be referred to as differently social.
by Big Less 64 May 23, 2024
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"Did you hear that Tommy is being canceled because he held the door open for some girls at the mall? Clear case of internalized patriarchy."
"And he apologized for that?! What a feckless social simp."
"And he apologized for that?! What a feckless social simp."
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P.S Myspace is so old why would you still be using it?
P.S Myspace is so old why would you still be using it?
Tom(on iphone): hey, dude i gotta check twitter and facebook, ttyl
Shane:Dude, you are such a Social NetGeek!
Shane:Dude, you are such a Social NetGeek!
by Sea Kittens 11 July 13, 2010
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