Smoochie Daddy

When a really horny girl gets off by collecting the sweat from a fat man's folds into a cup, before proceeding to drink it in a sexual fashion. Can also be done vice-versa, although this would be called a "Smoochie Mommy".

Brittany: Hey Pete, can I perform a Smoochie Daddy on you? Pete: Sure Brittany, let me just lift up my shirt first. Brittany(After collecting and drinking the sweat): Mmm, tastes just like last week's. Pete: Well, why wouldn't it? I only ever shower once a year.

by Muferrucker June 12, 2017

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Spleen Daddy

One who obsesses with the intricicies of or relating to the spleen.

whoa, Ian smells his own farts.....what a spleen daddy

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

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Daddy Dota

Tamer of e girls, master of the doxes, greatest of the ddosers and the biggest autist.
claims to have 135iq, thinks 5'4 is the optimal height for males
sucks poppychulos cock
father of fancy
abuses benzos
eats ass with teeth

hey man u see dat boi Daddy Dota? he a real nigga dont wanna fuck wit him on my mama he crazy wit that virtual llama
Dota the god will fuck your mother be warned.

by kingki22 January 2, 2019

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Llama Daddy

A guy who demonstrates exceptional abilities in the art of giving a girl oral sex (see Llamas).

This title is only earned after receiving numerous compliments on their Llama-giving abilities.

"Mmm...baby you gave me the best Llama ever before you left. You're my Llama Daddy!"

"Girl, put yo' pants back on! I ain't yo' Llama Daddy!"

"Sorry, I'm already someone else's Llama Daddy. :/"

by Cotton Hoe's Llama Daddy February 4, 2010

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Yim Daddy

An underclassmen, who picks fights with seniors who are unable to fight because of their age or a sport they are in. A major faggot who loves a good bumfull every night before bed

"Carl is such a Yim Daddy, I wish I could beat his ass.

by LPSenior August 22, 2011

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