Irish massage

A knockout punch delivered in a pub or on St Patty's Day. Like most massages, the recipient needs to be woken up when it's over.

If you spill my pint, you're gonna get an Irish massage.

by ITZOFFICIAL August 7, 2014

Truncheon massage

England: The illegal or illicit beating of prisoners or suspects by members of a police force.

The four police officers were charged with giving Rodney King a truncheon massage.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Massimi

see Mac, and/or flammin homosexual

Fred is a MASSIMI

by Pissed at Homoz March 12, 2003

massifred

a frolecking garden child who roams the earth and sprinkles her love on to all she passes. She is LONGING for peace with nature

massifred travels through the garden and fall on her ass. shes ok though.

by massey January 31, 2004

massivenassif

adj. when someone is very good at something they do they are called 'massivenassif'

Damn!! Dem dat dere boy jus hit 6 hole ins oneses!! He be massivenassif!

wow, joe just won a 19,000$ pot playing poker. quite massivenassif!

by sirPbaggy July 29, 2008

massavive

adj.(?)
Very large in relation to terrorism as seen through the eyes of a paranoid schizophrenic.
(Yet another retarded thing Rich says when he means something in English.)

"but anyways its happening bro< masss murder< terrorist armys in every city< MASSAVIVE home breakins"

by AndiPants June 22, 2006

masscheckatone

When in a group, someone's cell phone rings, causing the entire group to reflexively check their phone.

While in the elevator, Frank's phone rang, causing a masscheckatone.

by Coach Burke May 31, 2007