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james bond

A Man with way more Std's than anyone should ever have to suffer.
Oh my god! I have Herpies and Crabs and the clap and syphilis and genital warts and AIDS and Hep 1, 2, AND 3 and a yeast infection and OH MY GOD!! WHAT IS THAT?!?!?! I AM TOTALLY JAMES BOND!!!!
james bond by J-Dizz December 28, 2005
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James Franco 

Did you see James Franco at the Oscars last week? What an IRL troll.
James Franco by dpeavro March 16, 2011

James Bond

A fictional British super-agent, who, concidering he was the same man in all of his movies, is supposed to be more than 80 years old in his latest movies.
I swear, I read one of Ian Fleming's books, it says James Bond was born in the 20s.

James Bond is a movie charachter who NEVER gets old.
James Bond by Urban_Fellow June 11, 2007

James Manning 

A man who nobody likes because of his phoney beliefs
He went behind my back! That no good James!

James Harrison 

NFL Linebacker for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Known for being one of the dirtiest players in the NFL.
if only the steelers weren't the darling of the league, James Harrison might have been thrown out of the superbowl for Choke Slamming another player while he was already down and out of the play.
James Harrison by alexeipf February 5, 2009

james redd 

In mexico i met a james redd
james redd by maximus April 25, 2004

James McCormack 

Such a creature can only be described in such terms:

Jimmy Mack
Mack-a-lack
Mack Attack
Mickey J
Mackistan
J Mack
M J
J M
Pierce Brosnan
Bierce Prosnan
Jam
Pancakes
Aunt Jemima
Jabba the Hutt
Rico Suave
King Zora
Swedish Cheesecake
Swedish Pizza
Fat Pizza
Crack Attack
Krakatoa
Nibbles
Kirk Hammett
Mack o' Lantern
Tyrannosaurus Rex
Rolly Polly Ollie
Chim Richalds
Matt Brownlee
Cyrus McCormick and the Reaper
McCormack & Schmitts
Mike Fraino
Jimmy J
Mack-a-Shack
Shaq Attack
Shlap-a-mack
Shark Attack
Bark-a-lack
Guinness Gunnarson
Chinbad
Simba
Tarzan
Clayton
Wakka
Macarena Yevon
Poopface
Yngwie
"Hey, look at that goof of a loof James McCormack."