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Humanord 

Humanord is a fictitious term used in an argument to describe the point of which humans are cyborgs. The result was decided that humans are cyborgs if you are: 1. Born human. 2. have technology specifically altering your brain that was originally foreign to your body. Humanord is if you are born as a cyborg and are given skin
Man ai these days, they are all humanord
Humanord by Dino31415926 January 20, 2025
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HumanityHero 

A man who wants to replace Woman with hot perfect female robots
All my tech bros are HumanityHero. Fuck the human woman
HumanityHero by Groypercow January 29, 2025

Human de Filet

That raw, tender state of being where life has sliced, diced, and sautéed you on its stress-filled skillet. You’re cracked open, stretched thin, and barely holding together—like a broken vase patched up with duct tape and sheer stubbornness. A Human de Filet is fragile yet somehow functional, balancing on the edge of disaster with the grace of someone who refuses to crumble.
Ideal for those moments when you’re a walking disaster and an oddly captivating work of art at the same time.
Here I am, looking in the mirror – cracked, torn, sweating piece of meat, but still holding that human de filet condition.

I’m losing hair every day, biting my nails, scratching random body parts, but I’m still that perfect, fancy-ass human de filet!

- Hey, Jake! How are you?
- Human de filet
Human de Filet by YaWho February 1, 2025

Human Zamboni 

The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game
"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"

"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
Human Zamboni by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

Humancentric Model

A framework focused on aligning power structures and societal systems around the collective well-being and flourishing of humanity. It emphasizes disrupting binaries, decentralizing power, and developing new incentive structures.
The humancentric model proposes a radical shift in how we organize society, urging policymakers to prioritize collective well-being over corporate profit and to create systems that empower communities rather than centralizing control in the hands of a few.
Humancentric Model by NakedEdmund February 19, 2025

human trailer hitch 

When a girl is sucking your balls while she is in missionary with another guy.
Man...she was fucking my friend and then she started gobbling on my nuts like a human trailer hitch.
human trailer hitch by MB One February 19, 2025

Humanitating 

To agree to be in an environment with many people, and then quickly regretting it because the random people are too much to handle.
My wife, a mental health therapist, wanted to leave the crowded mall early. "I'm done humanitating. I just want to go home".
Humanitating by The Garage February 24, 2025