Stepped on a duck

Another way of saying that you farted.

Me: Aw, man! Did anyone step on a duck?

I farted but I tried to cover it up with "stepped on a duck."

by SuperCatgirl2 October 16, 2018

shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum

It means “to push something large through a small hole or entrance that can be very painful or difficult to get rid of”.

(Feeling constipated)
“Man, I’m gonna be shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum if don’t poop soon”.

by Miltalie November 16, 2023

DUCK

The word duck was actually never supposed to be a word. Goerge washington was simply trying to write the word dick.

"Oh George you wrote duck not dick"

by A FUCKING BOOB LOVER April 24, 2019

Fumb duck

When you sing all the instruments in a song, while throwing your hair in a swirlie.

Hey, remember Step Back in Time?
Oh yeah, didn't we--
What did we do?
Oh yeah, we Fumb Ducked!
Like all the time.
Every night.
Damn, we were loud.

by DJ Poinapple January 18, 2021

Launch the duck

Refers to taking shit, and letting the duck that’s causing the quacking noises from your ass out...

Whoops! Sorry about that. I guess I need to launch the duck!

by Coupster74 March 26, 2020

dodging duck

a vieled reference to a place known to be popular with androgynous folks

"Hey, lets 'all' go drink some beer at the dodging duck

by poshbach December 9, 2008

Washing Ducks

Washing ducks is the sex act of pissing on a woman's tits and rubbing it in.

Washing Ducks:

That bitch is crazy, she totally let me wash her ducks.
I was totally washing Suzie's ducks when her mom walked in on us.

by Not Telling5000 October 10, 2013