crunch butt

Uptight annoying abrasive asswipe who complains about insignificant things

That dude complained his ice cream is too cold ... what a crunch butt!

by BillyBaroo June 30, 2018

crunchybun

When you clench your butt-cheeks

Dang, when she cracks her back I crunchybun!!

by Alysha937273738 May 7, 2018

Crunt

A person who is CRANKY and also a CUNT.

Ben: Did you see how Tina talked to Steve?
Karl: Yeah she was a massive crunt.

by EndlessEquality March 4, 2018

Crunchy licks

When Trey busts into syck licks while Mike drops bombs like Nagasaki niggas kaboom pow crunch crunch kick

Trey- (sick crunchy licks fawnk jam)
Mike- (drops hammer bombs 3000)

by Nasty gross poopsicles May 9, 2018

crunchy nut

When a male is having sexual intercourse with someone and he passes a kidney stone while ejaculating.

Friend: How'd it go last night with that girl?
Me: I gave that girl a crunchy nut!

by Green alien dude March 9, 2018

Crunny

a crusty fanny....ew

boy 1: ugh i shagged this girl last night with a massive crunny
boy 2: ew YA NASTYYYYYYYY

by Mila_ July 6, 2018

Crunchy breath

It is a cough

Damn that crunchy breath sounds bad u should see a doctor

by Sexy papa John August 10, 2018