chris

the biggest jrotc kid you'll ever meet. most likely a head pushed. a little bit of everything bad.

someone: "wow that kids really annoying and hates women"
someone else: "i bet thats a chris"

by jrotchater69 October 27, 2020

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Chris

Chris is an amazing boy, generally does alot of boxing, and any girl is lucky to date him, but in this case that lucky girl is Jo. Chris is romantic and loves going on dates.

Jo: Chris will you go out with me? Chris: Yes

by jaquincelover February 6, 2019

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Chris Noyes

The classic dumbass college freshman. Loves to get blackout and vomit his alcoholic beverages wherever he goes. Usually fucks 6s or 7s. Sometimes referred to as: “retard”, or “Fucker with autism”.

Goddamnit it’s that retard Chris Noyes. He fucking sucks.

by Not here? March 10, 2020

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Chris Wallace

(n)(1) a dubious career move, particularly one that results in unintentional unemployment and public embarrassment
(n)(2) a person who commits (1)

"Hey, if you're going to quit your job, you might as well make it worthwhile and tell the whole world just what you think of your former employer. Yeah, go full Chris Wallace on them!"

by Mal Feasance April 21, 2022

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lying cheating ass. pretends to love you but when you start dating will cheat on you immediately. never trust chris. he’s a stoner/skater boy who smokes weed all day everyday. he’s a piece of trash. he has small dick energy. he’ll also do whatever it takes to get inside your pants

oh look chris is high again

by 1234509816254 August 20, 2020

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