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Christian

A very nice guy he is very helpful and smart. He has a good sense of humour and a great taste in music. He is the best at playing the drums and you always want him in your music groups or anything else really he's very smart. We once got a lower score than the monkeys in our class and he stayed back to negotiate with our teacher to give us a higher score than them and we did so it's all g now.
Oh look there's Christian ask him to be in our group
by robert.issohot November 27, 2018
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Christian

Christian is weird
by Christian is weird May 8, 2017
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Christian

"Hey, who's that oatmeal-looking nigga?"

"Oh, that's Christian."
by bunga boi November 5, 2019
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Christian

A Christian is the unique, one in a million, kind of guy. He is usually very strong, and he works harder then any other guy you know. He is extremely brace and isn't afraid to take risks. A Christian is tough and can move through hard times and get around big obstacles. He will never quit on you, and he will always be by your side. He is the kind of person that you just have to respect when you meet it. Christians are extremely trustworthy and you can trust them with your life or your secrets. He is the best boyfriend you can get. When you are tired or sad, he will wrap you in his giant long arms and protect you. Because they pride themselves on being loyal and protective to the people they love. A Christian is usually handsome and tall, with a smile that will make you blush. He is the star of the football team, and makes every other guy jealous. He is the best type of guy.
Hey that must be a Christian. Just looking at him makes me happy.
by JCE14 April 12, 2017
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Eastside Christian School

A Christian school who’s middle school has the most stereotypes in Washington State. From bowl cut crackheads to brown hair chicks, Eastside Christian is fit for people who need good teachers but interesting peers. It’s one of the schools that you’ve been dreaming of until you meet your classmates. Curly hair 8th graders that have been banned from sharp objects according to their Psychologist, gingers who laugh as loud as an engine jet, and the most up and down stress level.
“Yo, who’s that one guy with the bowl cut who stresses over all of his classes from time to time who keeps reading Hobbes And Shaw?” “Oh, I think that’s Noah from Eastside Christian School.”
by No please June 23, 2021
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Carter Christian

Owner and CEO of “The Homies”. He is known to have a massive shlong and invented the bro codes. If you ever see him you should get on your knees and start sucking for your one and only meaningful relationship. Lastly he is a naturally great ruler with powers over his homies and the bro code.
Omg it’s Carter Christian, get on your knees and start sucking right now!
by The BroCode___ April 26, 2022
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Christian Hawkins Cum

When you get a cum load from your favorite assortment of random letters
I feel so normal. Too normal. I need a cup of Christian Hawkins Cum.
by Chocolate Factory the Willy Wa November 21, 2022
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