Texas Roadhouse Cum Casserole

The act of face fucking your partner after a large dinner at Texas Roadhouse, after finishing in your partners throat, they throw up the remnants of the dinner and your cum onto your stomach.

“Hey did you get anywhere with Jessica last night? Yeah! She gave me the ol’ Texas Roadhouse Cum Casserole!”

by WalkerIllinois March 28, 2025

texas tan

An unconventional method of tanning: working the land without a shirt or sunscreen. Commonly seen in Texas and other southern states, where sunscreen is seen as optional.

I went and mowed the lawn today, got a pretty nice Texas Tan

by Proud Texan June 22, 2018

Texas

A state with bipolar ass weather

holy shit the weather in texas is bipolar

by Kam2023 March 25, 2021

texas lemonade

Sticky piss found on every public toilet.

Dude, the Texas Lemonade gave me the herps!

by Botta Bing July 26, 2019

Texas bowl

A bowl of high quality weed packed exceptionally well and full, sometimes fitting up to 1.5g of chronic in a single bowl.

"Damn dude did you pack this bowl?"
"Yeah bro, there's about 1.3 in there."
"Shit, I didn't know we'd be smoking a Texas bowl. We're gonna be fucked up."
"Hell yeah, everything's bigger in Texas bro."

by Danklord2007 June 10, 2013

Texas Snek

An excessively large orgy. Resembling a group of snakes tangled together. Only beaten in size by an Alaskan snek.

There was at least 100 people in that texas snek!

by Tejas1998 July 22, 2021

Greatwood, Texas

“where are the black people???”

this tiny town just outside of houston is home to a bunch of rich, white, homophobic moms who’s only personality trait is wearing kendra scott and shopping at target

greatwood: noun, a town in texas

Greatwood, Texas, white moms and unseasoned food for the win!!!

by mickey cimorelli-jauregui November 1, 2020