Hell Billy

A pathological liar. A person who can't help themselves but speak what they know is false at every opportunity.
An model example of a hell billy is Billy Mitchell, the self-titled Video Game Player Of The Century.

Mitchell told me he's hosting a party tonight, but when I logged into Steam I suddenly saw him playing Doom Eternal. And that lasted for two hours. Thankfully I have my status hidden because I don't like being invited to play with people so he couldn't see I was online. I messaged him on WhatsApp - pretending I didn't notice anything - and innocently asked how is his party going, and he replied it's awesome, lots of awesome people, even some influencers came - I asked if they have any attractions. He replied they are playing poker right now, and also they have an actual DJ playing too. I waited a bit to se if he's still playing, and yeah - he's getting new achievements. Just to be sure I checked who is he playing with. I knew a girl he was playing with, so I called her and asked in a whisper to not tell MitchellI it's me. I heard she saying she has to go for a moment, her mom texted her to go help her lift something heavy. When she said she's clear I asked her if she's sure she's playing with him. She said she is, they're on a voice chat and have been for the past 90 minutes of so, he was just telling her about his new speedboat. I told her I suspect someone broke into his WhatApp, but I asked her to not tell Mitch, because I'm not sure yet. Then I messaged him again saying I think someone broke into his Steam account, did he check his e-mail? He said that's he's not at his computer right now, so he'll check in a moment and let me know. He never replied.
What a hell billy!

by unfa August 1, 2023

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serious billy

the complete opposite of a silly billy

at first, I was a silly Billy, but now, I'm a serious billy

by ayochadbeat August 5, 2023

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Billy

billy is a lovely boy who is a charmer, he keeps his eye out for his girlfriend and has an impressive stroke game in bed. keep your billy he’s a legend

billy is hot

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Billy's law

An Amendment & Derivative of Poe's law.

Billy's law: it is impossible to determine which account is that of a legitimate insane American MAGA supporter and which is that of a russian bot. Both groups lack any intelligence and both spread insane conspiracy theories while buying twitter blue and their followers.

Author: @osint_69, t.me/osint_69

Posted by: DRS_$GME, been around for 84 years. Russia has no future t.ly/sZ4Op

Good example of Billy's law can be found below:
knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-was-only-pretending-to-be-retarded

For smooth brains out there..... you can't "pretend" to be disabled. It's illogical.

Stick Figure #1: HEY GUYS LOOK HOW RETARDED I AM HUR DURRRRRRRR
Stick Figure #2: fuck off retard
Stick Figure #1: JOKES ON THEM I WAS ONLY PRETENDING

by Russophobic Snatches & Tiddles August 17, 2023

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