jacob burton

Wanna be cracker gangster who wears other peoples fake designer belts and thinks he can beat up campus supervisors. Acts hard untill you talk shit about his broke boy ass clothing style.
Jacob Burton takes fifties like the crackhead he is
by Santa Rosa Boii February 14, 2018
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Jacob cook

A fat cunt who thinks they’re good at everything and has the deadest trim going.
Why have you got to be a jacob cook
by Itztherealedcaves March 16, 2019
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Jacob

He’s an arrogant douche type who thinks he’s all that and that he deserves the perfect woman when he has no right to expect that much. He is experienced and can be attractive but has been accused of having an old look to his face. He is a confusing guy who never understands his own feelings let alone anyone else’s. He speaks Spanish and likes to acknowledge his superiority over others at work and in a social setting
Jacob, why are you an arrogant bastard? But also kinda cute...
by Hayls August 4, 2019
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Jacob

Absolute zest fest. A cool guy overall, but everyone can agree he's not nearly as cool as Sailor.
Person 1: Why does that dude looks so ZESTY?
Person 2: That's Jacob bro, everyone knows he's totally gay.
Sailor: Sailor
by sailorisveryhandsome March 16, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is a guy who works really hard with school, he is often seen with his pc and he likes to play games. Even if Jacob reads and pratices for a really big text he will probably not get better than a 4. Jacob wears glasses and is often seen in a hoodie. everyone loves Jacob, and his really big cock
Jacob is such an emo, but he knows a lot of weird sexual facts
by Ramcock007 February 3, 2020
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Jacob Hancock

Jacob Hancock is a person who hasn't earned hood status in Fortnite yet and does not leave his gaming chair. However, Jacob is blessed to have multiple discord kittens. And he averages one and a half tubs of g fuel every night. However, jacobs biggest weakness is a chair. Jacob Hancock is someone who gets hit by a chair.
Uhh what happened to you last night ?

Oh dont worry i Just got a Jacob Hancock
by gabrialjames155 November 30, 2023
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Jacob

He is a beast can do great at everything and really good at sports
Its a good name Jacob
by Jacobpanda99 April 21, 2019
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