A person who loves food...almost to the point where people all over the world are affected from starvation.
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream
Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream
Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable
by John Gibbles March 1, 2024
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You: "hey Ben! What are you doing after the match?"
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