cocks-a-daisy

an unintentional cock block done by a close friend who didn't realize you were about to get your Mack on.

Dustin- "hey girl wanna go to the movies?"

Tony- " ya all of us, including me the third wheel, should go to the movies!"

Girl- " yea we all should!"

Tony- " COCKS-A-DAISY didn't know you were asking her on a date."

by Mr. Splooge April 3, 2010

stale cock

When you cum so much you can't cum anymore

I've hit such a stale cock after all of that sex

by Stale cocks May 24, 2016

cock bent

When you're aching for some dick

Jen: Like, or, what's wrong with you?

Falisha: Bitch, I'm fucking cock bent.

Jen: Wait. What the fuck is cock-bent?

Falisha: You know, bitch; when yo pussy be achin' fo some dick.

by Truckerjimbo April 7, 2015

cock shy

A male (usually teenaged) who is pathologically shy about exposing his genitals to other males such as when stripping off in locker room and/or showering publically with other men at a public facility. Someone afflicted with cock shyness is often a mommy's boy with a low bodily self-esteem and poor social skills. These poor fellows will often change into their sports gear at home and leave after the game to shower elsewhere.

Fred: Jimmy's BO could take paint off a wall, doesn't he know how to shower?

Bill: The poor bugger's cock shy. Too afraid to visit the showers in the dorm.

by HarryFlashman June 15, 2013

Busch cocking

Bush cocking: shotgunning busch tall cans then blow every dude you're with

Went hunting for bush chickens with the guys, but we ended up Busch cocking instead.

by BonnyShakes October 4, 2018

Cock Creep

When someone attempts to see, touch or fondle a man's genitalia, quickly, without being noticed. Common during a make-out session or in the event of sheer curiosity.

I was using the restroom at my friend's house when her and her girlfriend entered and cock creeped while I urinated in the toilet.

by Freaky-P January 24, 2010

cock taser

Cock taser: Any person or object that abruptly ends a man's erection, as a taser would if it were applied during a moment of sexual excitement.

A lady turned me on on my way to work, but then I bumped into a co-worker, a real gargoyle and cock taser, so I lost all interest in sex, perhaps permanently.

by Mild7 October 14, 2019