The act of hiding a bowl of feces in an unsuspecting victim's abode. Usually well-concealed to prevent discovery until the stench is unbearable. Extra points for hiding places that are above eye-level, as the victim will most likely reach into the bowl without seeing what is in it and pull back a shit-covered hand.
Bob was talking shit about my mom, so last night, I shit bowled that ass hole. I put it in a closet on top of the water heater so it will get extra hot and smelly.
by B e n October 25, 2007
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Get the Next To Shit mug.The most painful thing that can possibly happen to someone. This phrased is used as a comparison, if something is really bad or unpleasurable, you compare it to shitting a pinecone.
Jim: Dude I had to stay with my grandma all last week.
Mike: That sucks.
Jim: Yeah I would have rather been shitting a pinecone.
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Popo: Yeah they did surgery without novacaine, it felt like I was shitting a pinecone.
Mike: That sucks.
Jim: Yeah I would have rather been shitting a pinecone.
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Popo: Yeah they did surgery without novacaine, it felt like I was shitting a pinecone.
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'Charles, you didn't make the last pick up on time. That's three in a row. Consider yourself fucked to shit.'
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