chris

chris is gay, so henceforth use it when mentioning a gay person.

Haha, look! You are a CHRIS!

by That Guy Who Is Good At Games February 1, 2021

chris

a good friend verry sarry person and is loyal and trustworth you can trust them with anything and they will always have youre back they never back down not verry smart tho they are considerd popular they fit in verry well with a group of stoners.

hey chris is such a great friend hess kinda smexy too.

by chris smexy, trueted, hottie. May 12, 2022

chris boner

Who is this guy, all I know is that he’s really hot. Also why is he on this.

Chris Boner is hot

by Shaggy_Surpeme February 5, 2019

Chris

A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.

Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.

by Dude.who.does.stuff November 20, 2023

Chris (Laos)

Man with little boy body, and grown man shoulders. Likes to fish... not catch just fish. Shimano representative, will make serious jokes about you then take them back with a simple jkjk... also says Shazam, yada mean, what in Tarantino.

Hey you don't want to be a Chris (Laos)

by Shazayum January 21, 2021

Chris

A guy Aysha wants to date so bad but he doesn’t really like her like that so he’s a lame.

ayo you heard of chris?
yeah foo he’s a walking L.

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Chris

Short chubby simp that blocks his best friends over a thot ugly fat girl called Natalie.

Chris is about to get five knuckle shuffled by Natalie’ boyfriend

by Johnnnnnn cennnnna September 25, 2021