Girl 1: my ass is so sore today...
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: while i was riding Thomas's dick he gave me an Alabama ass slap
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: while i was riding Thomas's dick he gave me an Alabama ass slap
by DannyTheScoob July 18, 2016
Get the Alabama ass slapmug. The audible sound generated from a human tongue slapping downward into the moistened bed of the mouth during vocalization.
Christian tended to annoyingly overanunciate most words as a normal practice. However, his popping tongue slap was becoming much more than any of us could tolerate.
by Jasper LaPrizrak July 19, 2021
Get the Popping Tongue Slapmug. A day dedicated to slapping someone else's ass (most likely your friend) it can only be someone of the same gender to slap ones ass (unless you are dating then it's allowed)
Friend: Tomorrow is Slap Ass Thursday you better keep those cheeks out of reach
You: You better be careful too
You: You better be careful too
by Don't Mention Me January 16, 2019
Get the Slap Ass Thursdaymug. A phrase that means that something is so good that you're awestruck by it to the point where you're so disoriented that you might mistakenly slap your grandmother. If someone takes this literally it could at best cause an awkward situation and at worst cause your entire family to fall apart.
"Woo-wee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma!
There oughta be a law, get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk..."
-Trace Adkins, "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"
Mom: "Everybody, Jimmy was nice enough to cook us this Thanksgiving turkey!"
Everyone: "Yea, Jimmy! Hip hip hooray!"
Jimmy: "Aw gee guys...Mom, why don't you have the first bite."
Mom: (eating it) "WOW I'll be damned if this isn't the greatest turkey I've ever had! Slap your grandma!"
Jimmy: "OK." ***SMACK!!!*** (pimp-slaps her across the face)
Mom: "Well I never! Jimmy, how could you?"
Dad: "Son, get out of here this instant. You're banished from this family forever."
Jimmy: "But but but..."
Dad: "But but but...SHUT UP!!! Get your elderly-assaulting ass out of my house!"
There oughta be a law, get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk..."
-Trace Adkins, "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"
Mom: "Everybody, Jimmy was nice enough to cook us this Thanksgiving turkey!"
Everyone: "Yea, Jimmy! Hip hip hooray!"
Jimmy: "Aw gee guys...Mom, why don't you have the first bite."
Mom: (eating it) "WOW I'll be damned if this isn't the greatest turkey I've ever had! Slap your grandma!"
Jimmy: "OK." ***SMACK!!!*** (pimp-slaps her across the face)
Mom: "Well I never! Jimmy, how could you?"
Dad: "Son, get out of here this instant. You're banished from this family forever."
Jimmy: "But but but..."
Dad: "But but but...SHUT UP!!! Get your elderly-assaulting ass out of my house!"
by Nicholas D May 23, 2008
Get the slap your grandmamug. One whose chin is "slapped" by another mans scrotum; usually a homosexual act.
The generally accepted gesture to identify a Chin Slap is to point out the subject in question, take your index finger and tap your chin. The tapping of the chin can be done gently or performed in rapid succesion to inform others of the level of Chin Slappiness that is emanating from the target subject. Incredibly high levels of Chin Slappiness can be represented by a full, palm slap to the chin area, resulting in a cocking back of the head.
The generally accepted gesture to identify a Chin Slap is to point out the subject in question, take your index finger and tap your chin. The tapping of the chin can be done gently or performed in rapid succesion to inform others of the level of Chin Slappiness that is emanating from the target subject. Incredibly high levels of Chin Slappiness can be represented by a full, palm slap to the chin area, resulting in a cocking back of the head.
What a Chin Slap.
He's such a Chin Slap that his Chin Slappiness resulted in the breaking of his jaw.
He's such a Chin Slap that his Chin Slappiness resulted in the breaking of his jaw.
by Bryan June 28, 2005
Get the Chin Slapmug. On the first day of the week, which is Sunday, you shall go around town slapping the women who are hoes. And sluts. And skanks.
Curt: Bro! It's slap a hoe sunday!
Gage: Dude, what the fuck is slap a hoe sunday.
Curt: On sunday, you slap all da bitches n hoes.
Gage: Bro, yous a dipshit.
Gage: Dude, what the fuck is slap a hoe sunday.
Curt: On sunday, you slap all da bitches n hoes.
Gage: Bro, yous a dipshit.
by bichenindakitchen May 14, 2011
Get the slap a hoe sundaymug. Go slap some Thighs every Thursday. Just wait it will go around your school too. If it doesn’t already
by ThighSlapper April 12, 2019
Get the Thigh Slap Thursdaymug.