Sexy Retarded 

Sexy Retarded

1) Very good, pleasurable, awesome, sweet, win

2) Very bad, annoying, stupid, lame, fail

"The graphics in that game are sexy retarded!"

"Dude, sit down, quit being sexy retarded"

Sexy Retarded by JonnyMenace January 5, 2009

Retarded flamingo 

The constant cringing of the leg after one's foot is no longer asleep, and they try to walk on it. It looks similar to how flamingos will hold one leg up, hence the name.

"I don't want to get up, because my foot's asleep"
"Trying to avoid the retarded flamingo, eh?"

Retarded flamingo by Unbalanced June 6, 2009

retardead 

Doing something so dangerously stupid that you or someone else could get killed.

Mike was going 70 when all you could see was snow, how retardead can you get.

retardead by knownman February 23, 2011

Retarded Claw of doom

A gesture made only by a retard from NZ who could not wank properly because his ring finger and thumbs are so closed to each other that the penis could not be grabbed by any possible means.

Guy1: hey! why is your hand like that.
Guy2: I got a hole in my brain. STOP IT!
Guy1: You retard.
Guy2: Its a gift from mommy and daddy called Retarded Claw of doom

then guy2 kills guy1 with the claw

Retarded Claw of doom by qwersdcfgvhjkl April 12, 2011

Retardulous 

The Act Of Being Ridiculous To The Point Of Retardation.

Lady Gaga Was So Retardulous When She Came Out In That Egg Thing At The Grammy Awards.

Retardulous by DinoDefs September 4, 2011

Retardick

Someone who is both retarded and a dick towards others.

Hey you, you fucking retardick! I hope you choke on your own cock out of stupidity!

Retardick by boysyrup December 15, 2019

sub-retardation 

below the normal level of retardation

billy bob joe has been recently diagnosed with sub-retardation

sub-retardation by spork January 30, 2003