Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 9, 2018

david najifi

This guy is an absolute unit

Me:yo this goofy acting up
Connor:should we get David najifi on him
Me:idk that guy is a unit they’ll get daved up bad
Connor: ok well add him up if this goofy still acting up

by Meandmybros January 27, 2019

David

gay man

Hey, you know David?
Yeah that gay dude-

by Smalltittiegirl November 22, 2021

David

A boy who thinks he knows his own sexuality, but in reality the most sus person you will ever meet. David has a fantasy about getting fucked by Armit Arlert in titan form.

This boy David is a MotherFucking Dummy!

by Donyea January 1, 2020

David

An absolute rocket of a fella , tops flake there all night gbtm

Half’s david’s 50 quid

by GowanGeraldene420 November 22, 2021

david hawkins

Superior/Attractive Alpha Male

That guy is a real David Hawkins

by DreadUK August 21, 2017

David Tennant

a very hyperactive scottsman, who everyone loves and wants to date. he's also very pretty

Jayden: Oh my god did you see David Tennant on TV last night!?
Cherry: Yes, he's so pretty, I love him
Jayden: I wish I could marry him
Cherry: Me too

by CaptainCrowley December 1, 2021