Car fishing

Similar to cat fishing but in regards to cars, when your car is a replica of a more expensive or desirable but you don’t tell people that and lie
: “you seen Ryan’s new focus RS it’s mint”

: “ahahahha no he’s car fishing, I reg checked it it’s a st-3 not an rs

: “oh what a freak”
by Musho... October 11, 2020
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Car Sensitivity

Car sensitivity is a disorder discovered by Ford Motor Company in Denmark. The disorder is usually caused by a conviction that taking your car to an authorized auto repair workshop is either too expensive or the service is too poor.

This leads to car owners being uncommonly protective around their cars and the disorder often reaches such a level, that it inflicts other peoples lives in a negative way.

Classic symptoms of car sensitivity

• Takes 'excessively' good care of the car and is very touchy around it.
• Is afraid that something will happen with their car and is therefore often overprotecting.
• Has trouble driving others around in their car.
• Is convinced that authorized auto repair workshops are far too expensive and fully fail to visit them.
• Always washes and polishes the car by hand.
• Has a ban on bringing food and drinks in the car. The same goes for dirty clothes and shoes.
• Removes pebbles from tires.
• Parks far from other cars in parking spaces.
• Refrains from driving in the rain.
• Never lends their car to kids and other family members.
• Uses protective covers whenever possible.

There are certain ways to adverse the symptoms, such as car covers, shoe covers, nano technology and simply never driving the car. But there’s really only one true cure, which is visiting an authorized auto repair workshop to learn that the car is in good hands and it won’t cost a fortune to receive great service.
Car sensitivity is a disorder discovered by Ford Motor Company in Denmark, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners.
Used in a sentence: "Are you really so car sensitive that our child can't sit in the car?!"
by CarSensitiveAndProud May 04, 2017
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Car Sensitivity

Car sensitivity is a disorder, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners. The disorder is usually caused by a conviction that taking your car to an authorized auto repair workshop is either too expensive or the service is too poor.

This leads to car owners being uncommonly protective around their cars and the disorder often reaches such a level, that it inflicts other peoples lives in a negative way.

Classic symptoms of car sensitivity

• Takes 'excessively' good care of the car and is very touchy around it.
• Is afraid that something will happen with their car and is therefore often overprotecting.
• Has trouble driving others around in their car.
• Is convinced that authorized auto repair workshops are far too expensive and fully fail to visit them.
• Always washes and polishes the car by hand.
• Has a ban on bringing food and drinks in the car. The same goes for dirty clothes and shoes.
• Removes pebbles from tires.
• Parks far from other cars in parking spaces.
• Refrains from driving in the rain.
• Never lends their car to kids and other family members.
• Uses protective covers whenever possible.

There are certain ways to adverse the symptoms, such as car covers, shoe covers, nano technology and simply never driving the car. But there’s really only one true cure, which is visiting an authorized auto repair workshop to learn that the car is in good hands and it won’t cost a fortune to receive great service.
Car sensitivity is a disorder, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners.
by CarSensitiveAndProud May 10, 2017
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DAD CAR

The 6 girlfriends of shashwat modani.
Person 1 - Do you know the ex girlfriends of shashwat modani?
Person 2 - Yeah bro everyone knows its DAD CAR.
by paulallen11 July 26, 2022
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Hit you with a car

A way of saying you will kiss or make out with someone.
Him: “I’m gonna hit you with a car.”
Her: “Oh yes please I want your juicy lips on mine.”
by thecorndogisstuckhelp March 21, 2020
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Irish Car Bob

When 6 gentlemen and 1 Bob entered a Coates room and engage in EXTREMELY consensual adult male wrestling. Clothing ALWAYS optional.
"Hey Mike, why don't you come do an Irish Car Bob with me, Lance, Perry, and Duke? Remember though, No pants allow big guy!" -- Robert
by Big Gay Tony September 24, 2018
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Car Acrobatics

When your car door is on the edge of the driveway and you have to get to your door without touching the grass.
Why did you park your car like that!? Now i’ll have to do some Car Acrobatics.
by Confetti_fun November 19, 2018
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