Mud darts

A gay picnic game that the boys play after a hardy lunch. One of your friends bends over with his pants off and starfish spread open and you and the fellas dart dildos into his ass. Not to be confused with the very straight game of lawn darts.

Warning this game is painful and could lead to pleasure

Hey Jimmy I am kinda full from our picnic, why don’t you take your pants off and let’s play some mud darts? What do you say?

by ShagBass69 June 1, 2025

mud

A mud teen who dislikes cheese and is virility

look at that mud wearing black sunglasses and khaki dickies

by rcastfrr July 14, 2022

Mud Pie Straw

When taking a dump and your is giving you head similar to a Blumpkin but you drop a big one and the splash hits her in the face

Dude let tell you about that hoe who drank through a Mud Pie Straw

by JoSco July 22, 2015

texas mud stick

When you take a raw steak wrap it around your junk and shove it right a girls ass

I gave sarah a Texas mud stick last night

by That blonde dick from entech February 10, 2014

Mud slug

A whimsical colloquial term for a piece of fecal matter.

After a heavy rain, the backyard became a treacherous terrain, and my shoe inadvertently encountered a mud slug.

by Gr0undhog January 22, 2024

Mud cricket

A nasty fishy wanna be country girl that will blow anyone with a lifted truck. Often found getting railed in the woods.

Amber Bostic is not only a fishy swamp moose she is also a mud cricket.

by Shorty91 August 6, 2022

Mud Boat

When you blow your nose in a persons butthole.

I mud boated her so hard with my nose I sent shock waves up her mud river.

by Lilguacamole24 April 13, 2022