Horse Cock

A big 11 pound cock that when it hits you, you will fucking die.

Dude1: Man, this horse is really pretty
Dude2: Ya, his cock is absolutely massive, it is like 11 pounds!!

A big 11 pound horse cock

by SarcasticBean March 4, 2021

butter my horse

to rub liquid (lotion, lube, cum) on a man’s genitalia.

when she came over, we had an amazing time, she buttered my horse and got right to it.

Before we had sex, I had to butter my horse.

by jb.cabb May 30, 2024

Horse syndrome

a gay nigga that has horse teeth

Gay nigga obviously named Ethan: Yo, I fucked my homie last night and he sucked my cock, but he has horse syndrome and his teeth rlly fucked up my dick... now I got a fucking camp on my 1 inch dick😞 fuck me

Straight nigga: oh shit that’s tuff my nigga

James Charles, oh cmon it doesn’t hurt that bad ethan, It’s just a lil rash..AND I DONT HAVE HORSE SYNDROME!

Straight nigga: nigga dafuq James Charles sucked ur 1 inch?

James Charles: it was a 3 sum with Jeffery star and his dick is not 1 inch cmon now😏 its like 0.0000000001 inches

Ethan: don’t expose me man😭

by Baby yoda + shrek = 🥵🤩😘 April 29, 2020

Horse

Everyone knows what horse is

Person 1 “hey is that a horse?”/Person 2 “ I don’t know dipshit? Is it?”

by Everyone knows that ___ is December 18, 2024

horse

(in a house)head of a house or a person in a house,with whole or a lot of authority of the house and its people,stable or tired or loving the house,no difference,puffing all around the house inside from nose,as it could have turned to a really usual house or a tiring one,as a male horse:As if big,as if healthy,as if powerful.

((Fun and cry)) mental sick of mine,went home wrongly cause she is unstable in a house and must have be stopping for my advices,I watched her red-handed ,the sick is funilly thinking she is a horse,but no!

by now name February 6, 2023

Horse donkey monkey Hitler fan

Basically a bad person

"Josh has to be a horse donkey monkey Hitler fan!"

by BADBADBADBAD9 February 12, 2023

A Horse's Load

An alternative term to refer to an exceedingly large quantity of either Ale, Tea, or Coffee.

Person 1:
I could drink a gallon of Arizona Iced Tea right about now

Person 2:
I could drink a horse's load.

Person 1:
Yeah you're right I could also drink a horse's load right now.

by Exothryll August 14, 2025