When you get really angry during a Civ game (preferably multiplayer).
Fuck, the Huns declared war on me...
Five Horses! Five fucking horses!
by TheNightmareLord December 5, 2016
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Two men who like to dress up as horses, chew on hay, hug one another while their testicles touch and make horse sounds in each other's ears. Neo and Poopsock.
Please give us some privacy, we are practicing being Horse Friends.
by Sparklepaws October 14, 2014
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noun. Alcoholic cocktail consisting of cheap, piss-tasting high-gravity malt liquor and lemonade; named after the 2009 YouTube sensation “The Amazing Horse.” Sister to the Brass Monkey, Horse Pop is also known as “Peckerwood Shandy” in the more rural communities of the Southeastern U.S.
“Man, it’s easy to get totally off my conkers drinking this 8%, only-$3 total-at-any-local-convenience-store Horse Pop.”

“That swampy tap water and Country Time powder mix sure polish the turd that is Olde English. Hand me another Horse Pop, would ya?”
by White-Guilt-91 May 9, 2021
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When a horse can’t see so it fucks a cow.
Oh man that’s a horse tumbler!”
by urmomcentral December 25, 2021
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Donkey see themselves as horse but they are not
Donkey and horse don't look alike
by Idkboy2211 February 7, 2023
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When a horse obsessed person keeps posting pictures of their horse, and the horse does not willingly comply.
Look at that girl who keeps posting pictures of her horse, that is one angry horse.
by Kuuuuuuuuuuuush February 2, 2015
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