Egg Cups

A nickname for anyone who regularly gives blowjobs (preferably in 69 position) where their nostrils are large enough to fit an average sized pair of testicles.

"Filmed a scene with Egg Cups yesterday. You're not kidding, my balls fit right on his damn nostrils!"

by bigmak93 September 6, 2021

Golden Egg

When you eat nothing but dairy products and baked beans. The turd you lay will be almost golden and smell like duck shit.

I just laid a golden egg I would not go in that bathroom

by Cwazywhiteguy May 4, 2020

Egg juice

When you don't brush your teeth and your spit is yellow

Guys/girls I need to brush my teeth I have egg juice

by Torrie Lynn f January 25, 2019

ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS

The New United States Ultimate Classified Security Clearance Level. A MKULTIMATE password for when gaslit nitwits from the 20th Centuries behave on MKULTRA full-field scrambled-eggs principles of classified bullshit.

I went into the chaplain's office to run clerical on my GangStalk MurderKill GasLIGHT Obsecration OrDERs, and the cleric was, like, "Welcome to GoodBurger, Home of the GoodBurger. Can I take your order...?" And I was, all, "I need one GoodBurger, hold the greasy-ass, sleazy-ass, cheesy-ass, square-ass, Wish.com-ass, big-forehead-ass, bad-whopper-ass, dumbass cheeseburgers. Do you need to check my security clearance level? How about Medium-Rare, With a Side of Grilled Asparagus Spears and a Baked Sweet Potato? I'll also have a giant tub of spaget, a grilled gruyere cheese sandwich, and, literally, fucking ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS!" And the cleric was, like, "Sounds like you're privy to some classified shit. So The Fuck OrDERED; So Mote It The Fuck Be. A Fucker Men. Praise The Lord God Almighty."

by Medicine Owl March 2, 2023

Egg McMuffin

verb. When one has just enough time for the most basic of frivolities.

I was running so late this morning that I didn't even have time to egg mcmuffin.

by Winniewinwinwin February 24, 2017

Egg tose

A leisure sport in which townies hurl eggs at pregnant women. Bonus points are awarded when a participant knocks the cigarette from the target's mouth. This event is especially popular in the rural counties of southern Maryland.

Carrie: This town is so boring.

Stacey: The fuck you talking about, girl? There's an egg tose at the D!

by RonTexaco December 31, 2019

egg waster

A man who wastes child bearing years of a woman, promising to marry her but never does

Todd turned out to a an egg waster for helen what a shame

by Faseeha March 5, 2024