Fun Dip

Fun Dip; When you stick your dick in cocaine and proceed to fuck a woman, mainly used by rich arrogant snobs who can afford a mountain of coke. (Looking at you, Scarface)

"Jason Fun Dipped his wife last night"

by OpenDiction September 12, 2016

Dip

To view a message sent by another, and then leave without replying.

Jennifer: OMG, Brad! I just asked you if you wanted to marry me, and you dipped me! I hate you!

by osumniz September 10, 2016

DIP

An acronym for 'Deep in the Pussy'

Zack: Yo! Wanna go out tonight?
Ramzi: Sorry bro, I'm DIP.

by saltassmfucker September 8, 2016

don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.

Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."

by macinlor September 7, 2016

we're dipped

Shorter version of the terms "We're dipped in shit" commonly used to mean "We're fucked/screwed".

*Trumps becomes president*
All Mexicans: We're dipped.

by Fine assed man September 6, 2016

chocolate dipped salvo

After the act of two gay males have anal sex, one guy licks the shit off the other's dick-- as if it were a chocolate dipped ice cream cone.

After exploding in his anus, he appreciation was returned with a chocolate dipped salvo

by Jas Yon September 4, 2016

I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

by Shutupand August 23, 2016