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Christian

They love Jesus. Yeah that's it. At times, homophobic people like to go by this name as well as Pedophiles, but the normal ones are ok.
Nick: Karl, Are you Christian?
Karl: Yeah, why :D?
Nick: But you know i'm gay right?
Karl:...ok, and?
Nick: I thought you guys hate us
Karl: nah idk who started that stereotype
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Webslingin’ Christianity

A form of Christianity popular with Italian dock workers in their late 20s. Founded in the port of Savona, Italy. Uniforms are required for mass, anything that can be described as a religious gathering or public meeting in general, bedtime, and any and all crimefighting even if it involves the use of anything spider-related. Followers of this religion maintain good relations with the Pope, are often seen with either the Pope himself or Nick Fury, and above all, are sarcastic jokesters as they live and breath.
Surely you’ve heard of Mattia Villardita, the founder of Webslingin’ Christianity?
by SmileyTrek July 2, 2021
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Christian Foo

5 year old squeaker that likes to play "Soft toys" the soft toys he meant is probably the sussy toys for woman, He likes to spam her ex Valentina Budiman just to draw an art for him, Christian Foo often blocks other people but not girls. He does nothing but scream in the mic for balls.
Christian Foo? More like christian food 😳😳😳
by JoeBalls69 November 23, 2021
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Christian

oh yeah Christian is a girl.
by Izzy_belly October 20, 2022
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Christian

A boy who eats cat shit out of his best friends litter box
Did you hear that christian ate Lisa Lisa’s shit?
by shahsaa November 25, 2021
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christian dean

a nasty hoe thats gay and needs attention (period)
"hey have you seen christian dean? hes so fuggin gay broo!"
by shrekstiddiemilkk September 29, 2020
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Wild Christian

A Christian who is more comfortable communing with their faith in non traditional and often private settings; a shared Christian philosophy with the common root of John Eldredge's 2001 book 'Wild at Heart' .
Wild Christians connect more with their faith 'in the wild' than inside the walls of a church.
by RLFmagnanimous January 28, 2023
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