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Christian Atheist

An atheist that believes in an afterlife and references Jesus, but believes in science for the creation of life and existence, or not thinking God is real. These people reference many bible related subjects, but does not think that God is the creator of life, only saying so for a joke or other non-serious reason.
Joe is such a Christian atheist. He references god so much but still refuses he believes he is real.
by SlipperyButterBoi June 28, 2023
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Christian Ford

A well behaved young man His only role model in life is Drew Shep. Camron McCoy lives in his shadow. Gets fucking plastered off of natty lights and loves tits.
Wow, I want to be like Christian Ford when I’m drunk!
by Big Drew Shep February 14, 2021
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Christian

This name is not forgotten, it is beautiful and the people who have this name are perfect.
I think of all your friends, a Christian can change everything. He's always there for you, he always has the solution to the problems. He always has the right words at hand
As any person, we have problems, he believes that their problems were eventually with him, but always finds a way forward.
ou'd definitely love to have a Christian in your life, they just brighten everything up. He's happy.

He knows how to be a friend, he knows how to be a good friend.

And the best thing is that they listen to good music, he is so special, that you would envy not to have a Chris in your life.
Where's Christian?

As he always goes so seriously walking, with his hearing aids, nothing stops him and that is special in him.
by Buy a stairway to heaven March 28, 2018
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Christian Death

What a load of pretentious crap. When I was a teenager I used to think this band was so fucking cool. Now I’m older and a lot more rational and it’s hard not to pick up on the cringe and pretentiousness of it all. Rozz Williams was no genius. Just a poor man’s Robert Smith.
by WorseThanHitler December 4, 2020
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Christian

Christian is a funny guy, he says stupid things all the time but being around him makes you fall in love with him instantly! He don’t know how to kiss but with a good female by his side will improve that. He’s always focused on himself. When he’s in a relationship age really matters to him. He wants a female for love not there body which is why girls fall for him. He will FaceTime you every night and say the sweetest things. He will even fall asleep on the phone with you & continues the conversation in the morning. He will even sing to you on the phone & make sure you can hear him. He will take you to the movie & he in the most uncomfortable passion ever just to be cuddled up with you. He will pick a scary movie to watch but he’s a little chicken shit. He will act like he don’t wanna be around or with you but when you try to leave he gets all sensitive. He’s a keeper & if you have you a Christian keep him!!
Girl: they are so cute together! You can tell he really loves her!

Girl 2: yeah that’s Christian & his girlfriend for over a year now.
by Do not put your real name October 8, 2019
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Christian and Andrea

The best. Soulmates. One of a kind love. Written in the stars. Forever. End of story. The end.
That’s a Christian and Andrea.
by ChristiansWoman August 20, 2023
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Christian

A sexy strong alpha male that pulls all the chicks and dudes he is a absolute unit of a man. And all the people love him he has a monster 16 cock and everyone wants to touch it
Oh look it’s Christian my cock is growing

Alejulia: He is so pretty and I love him
by Mateoisdad October 6, 2020
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