Christian

A hateful asshole who think they're superior to literally anyone else on this entire planet because of their mental illness, aka their religion. They can also get offended by literally anything, such as a little boy playing with a doll or a little girl playing soccer

Example 1:

Christian person: **yapping about Jesus in a conversation that has nothing to do with that**

Non-Christian person: is it possible to have a normal conversation with you? Oh who am i kidding? The answer is obviously no!

Example 2:

LGBTphobic Christian: your disgusting community stole the rainbow from us!

Gay man: didn't you guys steal the plus symbol from math?

Example 3:

Christian spammer: Hi guys, i came to spread the gospel, blah blah blah

Casual Youtuber: not again... I'm so tired of getting these comments

Example 4:

Young boy: **pointing at a Barbie in a store shelf** i want this one!

Mom: sure sweetie!

Christian Karen: hey, you shouldn't be getting that for your son! Do you want him to go to hell?

Mom: hell isn't real, miss. Cmon son, let's go pay for your new doll

Example 5:

Young girl: hey mom, can i play soccer with my friends from school at the park today?

Christian mom: no, because that's for boys only! If a girl does boy stuff, she goes to hell! You don't want that, do you?

Young girl:

Example 6 (final example):

Doctor: congrats ma'am, your baby is intersex! What would you like to name them?

Christian mom: NO! I refuse to name that demon! God only made man and woman!

Doctor: Fine, i'll take your baby in and raise them myself!

Christian mom: good! Get that vile abomination away from me!

by CupcakkeFanboyLolololololol May 11, 2025

Christian

The most amazing man you will ever meet
He has changed lives in so many ways and you’ll be forever grateful for it, this man will be your best friend until you both die.
He’s also the best boyfriend and will treat you with kindness and respect throught out the whole relationship, with a Christian you’ll be together till you grow old.
Best cuddler and kisser out there, he gives the most passionate and loving hugs you will ever get.

ExC1: Christian is so nice to me! He’s the best friend in the world!
ExC2: I would die for this man, I love you Christian.

by Gigigigiiiiiwiwiwiwiii May 20, 2025

Schrödinger’s Christian

A person who claims to be christian, but the second you ask them if they're christian they get all offended and don't know what you're talking about.

Jordan Peterson is a Schrödinger’s Christian

by SpinX22 June 1, 2025

Christian

A stupid fuck and a dumbass that jerks his shit until he can’t stop.Always try’s to fuck his own sister with a small ass dick.

Damn bro your acting like a Christian

by anonymous June 3, 2025

Christian

Apparently to Jordan Peterson it's either "someone who believes things without evidence" or "Someone who has been deceived deliberately through mass cooperation"

Hym "No I'm not a Christian because Christianity is a Jewish incest cult coopted by the gentiles and installed as the predominant religion by Augustus Caesar (Who was raised by the Catholic Church) after Julius Caesar was assassinated (Like for the sole purpose of installing Agustus Caesar and installing Christianity as the predominant religion) and then Rome collapsed. They want to be God. And what GOD DOES... Is force people to do an incest cult. That's what God does so that what they do. But I'm not a Christian. Christians are human filth who lie and make shit up to make people live firmly within the confines of their delusions. And the Jews are all for it because they can use the Christians to protect themselves (Even when they do genocide and while they fund terrorists like ISIS which is weird because I thought it was super important to get rid of all the terrorists and here they are funding the terrorists! And using stolen AI to commit genocide!). They could do the tennets of the incest cult I the absolute if they wanted. But they don't! They just lie and steal your identity if YOU don't do the incest cult."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2025

christian

Chick-fil-A Chicken Sandwich $3.05 Chick-fil-A Chicken Sandwich – Combo $5.95 Chick-fil-A Chicken Deluxe Sandwich $3.65 Chick-fil-A Chicken Deluxe Sandwich Combo $6.55 Spicy Chicken Sandwich $3.29 Spicy Chicken Sandwich – Combo $6.19 Spicy Chicken Deluxe Sandwich $3.89 Spicy Chicken Deluxe Sandwich – Combo $6.79 Chick-fil-A Nuggets 8 Pc. $3.05 Chick-fil-A Nuggets 12 Pc. $4.45 Chick-fil-A Nuggets – Combo 8 Pc. $5.95 Chick-fil-A Nuggets – Combo 12 Pc. $8.59 Chick-fil-A Nuggets (Grilled) 8 Pc. $3.85 Chick-fil-A Nuggets (Grilled) 12 Pc. $5.75 Chick-fil-A Nuggets (Grilled) – Combo 8 Pc. $6.75 Chick-fil-A Nuggets (Grilled) – Combo 12 Pc. $8.59 Chick-n-Strips 3 Pc. $3.35 Chick-n-Strips 4 Pc. $4.39 Chick-n-Strips – Combo 3 Pc. $6.25 Chick-n-Strips – Combo 4 Pc. $7.25 Grilled Chicken Sandwich $4.39 Grilled Chicken Sandwich – Combo $7.19 Grilled Chicken Club Sandwich $5.59 Grilled Chicken Club Sandwich – Combo $8.39 Chicken Salad Sandwich $3.99

christian got hungry and goes to chick-fil-a

by iam_huncho2x November 20, 2023

Christian

He is the most loyal, caring, handsomest, beautiful loving,selfless,and kindest husband.He always cheers me up when I'm feeling at my worst and is always there for me no matter what.He has the biggest heart in the whole planet and never thinks twice before doing something nice.He is very very handsome with the brightest smile i have ever seen ever, and he has a laugh so contagious i cant help but be giddy with endorphins whenever i'm around him. He's the funniest and the most out of pocket person ever, and really loves all sorts of crazy animals. He always gives me so so so so much love and the most clingiest cuddliest husband ever. He never makes me feel judged or makes me feel like i have to change myself at all. He loves me with who i am and i love him for who he is. With him, its such a deep connection there's so much comfort than in the word comfort.With him, time flies and goes slowly at the same time. His hugs, always feel like home. His hands, are like puzzle pieces that perfectly align with mine. His voice, like my favorite comfort song that im able to listen to on repeat for hours on end.No urban dictionary could even begin to describe my love for my husband. Because with him, life is just beautiful. And I can't wait to spend the rest of it with him.

Who packed you lunch?

MY MOST AMAZING, GORGEOUS ,FUNNIEST SMARTEST, CARING, BOYFRIEND NAMED CHRISTIAN OF COURSE!

by YourWifeyy<33 November 20, 2023