Mississippi Mud Wipe

When your ass is raw from the single ply toilet paper and you aren’t near a sink or any wet wipes so you ball up the toilet paper and you spit on it and wipe your raw ass to completion.

Man, I only have a few pieces left of this toilet paper so I had to give it the ol Mississippi Mud Wipe.

by Pookie bear March 10, 2023

Mudding

To go outside to a muddy area via a 4x4 and then proceeding to engage in anal with another man.

"Why don't you and your dad go out mudding?"

by Mudderextremist December 29, 2023

funny mud pee

Chinglish. It sounds like "放你妈的屁" in Mandarin, which means "Stop bullshitting, you motherf***er".

Funny mud pee! None of these are real!

by vavavo March 26, 2020

Mississippi mud jug

Blowing air across a butthole to achieve a musical note.

Imma Mississippi mud jug Starla's asshole like a pan flute player at the mall.

by Ronald sagen May 31, 2025

Mud-dogging

The act of inserting one’s big toe into the vagina

Mud-dogging: the act of inserting one’s big toe into the vagina. Paul told me he mud-dogged his wife last night. He said it felt like stepping into the mud in a warm lake.

by King Mud-Dog June 24, 2024

Mud cricket

A nasty fishy wanna be country girl that will blow anyone with a lifted truck. Often found getting railed in the woods.

Amber Bostic is not only a fishy swamp moose she is also a mud cricket.

by Shorty91 August 6, 2022

Mud niggas

A derogatory term for Africans especially from Nigeria

These mud niggas flooding the spot

by ShakaQ March 29, 2022