The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.
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by Chuck J. January 25, 2026
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by Chuck J. January 25, 2026
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Symptoms include, but are not limited to, fever, nausea, wishing to be freed from your mortal vessel, neurological collapse from witnessing the reality-shattering horrors of Renton, and dizziness.
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One might think a friend would return safely from Renton, but the Renton Mind Blast seldom sees survivors leave the same as they entered.
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