Beer muscles

The muscles- or more likely the lack thereof- found in the male abdominal area. This phrase is a tailor-made justification for excessive amber nectar consumption, and places the onus on drinking a six-pack, rather than having one.

'Been to the gym lately?'
'Nah, but I gave the beer muscles a good workout last night.'

by Tommy Trawler February 9, 2004

beer blast

See: beer bust

Dad, your beer bust is a beer blast now.

by CIDNEY December 8, 2013

Beer Dick

During the act of coitus beer is poured on both male and female genitalia; it's tingling effect is said to simultaneously stimulate the female clitoris, and lubricate for deeper penetration.

They bumped uglies till the rosie fingered dawn dried their ale soaked members; they had finally tried beer dick.

by SlipNSlideSuicideSal January 27, 2010

beer pong

Beer Pong is a game played by 4 players, two on each side. It is played with two ping pong balls. Six cups are then placed on each side in a pyramid fashion (six on each side). Also to keep the game sanitary, a cup of water is placed on each side to rinse the ball in case it drops on the floor. The cups are filled half full (roughly 2 beer cans will be used for each side).
The object of the game is to shoot the ping pong balls into the opponents cups, making them drink. Once all cups on one side of the table are made, then the team who made the cups win.
Special rules: Make it till you miss... when a team makes the last cup, the opposing team has an opportunity to make all the remaining cups as long as they do not miss, if they do, game over.
Satellites - the cup you are drinking out of is your satellite, if an opposing player makes it into your cup, game over.
Bounces - bounces can be off of anything, the table, wall, a person, as long as it bounces, a bounce counts as two cups.
If both players from one team makes the same cup in the same turn, they win.
Every house has different house rules, usually posted on the wall. Find out what house rules they use when playing and abide by them.

Started trippin on mushrooms while playing beer pong and the cups seemed to be moving around... and i still went 15 games straight

by Tweezie F. Baby April 15, 2006

Beer Monkey

The knuckle-dragging, Darwin-defying, "missing link" to homo sapiens whom you would never see without a beer in hand and whose entire contribution to society is that they're sometimes the "life of the party" despite the fact that their speech is neanderthal and their opinions, when vocalized, are barbaric.
Overpopulated within "frat houses", while shunning true fraternity because "it's gay"

"look at that beer monkey drooling all over the couch"
"that f*cking beer monkey just puked on my shoes!"

by EY1392 January 1, 2009

beer dick

to force one to sclice off one of their extremeties, namely their dick, and fill it with beer to the point of erection, at which point the "beer dick" is inserted into the victim's rectal passageway

if rabone doesn't bone rabeen's girlfriend he's gonna get beer dicked

by not rabone (thank god cuz he's gettin beer dicked April 16, 2003

beer footing

pouring half a pint of beer or more on to a mates foot

when dario poured half a pint of stella on to sparkys foot at pompey in a club. was well funny!!! would recomend beer footing

by ellis the legend April 26, 2006