Bard

When someone confidently makes a statement that later turns out to be completely false and ultimately ends in that person losing a large sum of money or reputation.

Did you hear Google have been telling bards again.. cost them $100m

by Gringo87 February 15, 2023

Bard

An alternative way of saying "for real" or a statement of agreement with someone.

Person 1: "Man, that chick is so hot!"
Person 2: "For real!"
Person 1: "For real? Don't you mean bard?"

by carolmoriarty April 1, 2023

Bard

Bard is a simpler and more efficient term for the phrase "for real"

Person 1: "This food is bland ash."
Person 2: "BARD!!!!"

by 😏📏🤡🧱 April 1, 2023

bardinski

You shoot your puck or ball and it starts going barmexico off the top pipe

Jake rips bardinski 24/7

by laxbro29 May 23, 2023

bard simp

A version of a simp in which the simper writes or says something the simpee which the simp knows will never be said by anyone the simpee would actually be interested in, not in an effort to woo said simpee; just to know that for that reason alone, the simpee will always remember the simp in some way; even though the simp understands that it's not for love of the simp, but only resentment of the fact no one the simpee truly loves would ever say what the simp did

Bard simp: sometimes I like to guve the most over the top compliments to girls who I know don't like me just to ruin their life because the men they do want to love would never say anything like that
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again

by Barkdoggy June 28, 2023

barditis

the condition whereof a person cannot stop inadvertently rhyming, or speaking and writing in iambic pentameter

>"are you going to the store? toilet paper, we need more"
"you're doing it again, honey"
>"what do you mean? Is it something obscene?"
"i told you if you do the rhyming again going to divorce you Steve"
>"but Barditis is from what i suffer, i know our love is getting tougher, but please bear wi.."
"i'll just go to the store myself"

by spatula007 July 2, 2023

Bard

Bard is when someone is trying to say that they’re telling the truth similar to the phrase “on god”

Me:”I met a really popular celebrity last week”
Friend:”no you didn’t stop lying”
Me:”bard I did”

by Dmvurbandictionary July 17, 2023