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T. P.

While T.P. normally stands for toilet paper, it can also be used for grown ups, specifically men, to describe their time in the bathroom. T. P. stands for TOILET PENIS or TESTICAL POO, which is when a man goes to take a dump, he sits down, and penis touches the toilet water or worse, poop.
Guy 1: Dude I got T. P.'d in the bathroom
Guy 2: Aww, man that sucks!
by TheGirlThatFellTooFast April 9, 2015
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Psyche-T

greek roots for psyche meaning pertaining to or of the mind.
T being short for time out.
Pronounced: psychitee
By saying psyche-t you are essentially letting someone know that due to their incredibly obvious general; being of a tool or a douchebag, you are autonomically putting your psyche (or mind) on time out. In looser terms you are essentially punishing yourself by continuing to listen to them.
Obvious tool: Due to the fact the we both like cheese I propose that we get together for sex and kraft dinner after school.
Myself: Ah. Psyche-T. Waddidisay.
Obvious tool: You see, you're like cheese, 32% fat, 21% moisture, melty, yellow.
Myself: Sigh. If you were a reader of urban dictionary than I would be proving that you're an arrogant obvious tool as well.
by myMistakeitwasAnnoyance January 9, 2011
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T daddy

Flashback December 2016,Hey, T Daddy IRA elected now it's time to change things (aka F everything up)
by Zackly6996 May 15, 2020
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T-Series

T-Series is a terrible channel on YouTube. PewDiePie has a channel on YouTube as well, and his channel is better than the other channel T-Series.
PewDiePie is better than T-Series.
by Pup423 May 27, 2019
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T-pussy

When a bloke lobs his balls off and has a vagina put in its place while still maintaining a functioning penis.
Mate she had two holes and a pole, raw T-pussy that.
by Suckyjim June 27, 2016
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T-Rashed

To be "T-Rashed" mean to be tworn the fuck up...... beyond being not sober...... It is derived from the word "trashed"
Yeah that nigga was soo T-Rashed last night off that Acid!
by ThatBoyMattSmith July 28, 2008
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whit-t

Shut up You whit-t
by Pratney February 3, 2020
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