Psyche-T 

greek roots for psyche meaning pertaining to or of the mind.
T being short for time out.
Pronounced: psychitee
By saying psyche-t you are essentially letting someone know that due to their incredibly obvious general; being of a tool or a douchebag, you are autonomically putting your psyche (or mind) on time out. In looser terms you are essentially punishing yourself by continuing to listen to them.

Obvious tool: Due to the fact the we both like cheese I propose that we get together for sex and kraft dinner after school.
Myself: Ah. Psyche-T. Waddidisay.
Obvious tool: You see, you're like cheese, 32% fat, 21% moisture, melty, yellow.
Myself: Sigh. If you were a reader of urban dictionary than I would be proving that you're an arrogant obvious tool as well.

Psyche-T by myMistakeitwasAnnoyance January 9, 2011

Eve psyche and the bluebeard’s wife 

a bop from the one and only le sserafim

Person 1: Eve psyche and the bluebeard’s wife is such a banger dude
Person 2: I know right

Eve psyche and the bluebeard’s wife by stanlesserafim July 6, 2023

Psycho Turd 

A PSYCHO TURD is SOMEONE WHO IS Crazy and Causes Problems With EVERYONE THEY MEET.

Only God knows WHY These People Exist.

PSYCHO TURDS can be Neighbors, Co-Workers or Even Relatives.

They LOVE Causing Strife and Will Pull You Into It Anytime They Can.

"I don't know why Reiner is such a Psycho Turd. I wish that he would either move away of Fuck Off and Die."

Psycho Turd by Simple Clara November 30, 2013

Mayor of Psycho Town 

Someone who is a compulsive liar but has no choice because that’s his or her nature. They are also back stabbers who will tell any secret or any lie just to get some attention. This person is often telling ridiculous lies. They may also take on different personalities and can be a major bitch.

Peyton is the original Mayor of Psycho Town.

Mayor of Psycho Town by BrandiMountz June 6, 2011

first year psych theory

A statement made by someone about another's mental state based on little or no knowledge in psychology.
This phrase was originally derived because of the fact that most first year university or college students have a course in psychology.

"I can tell he misses his parents, but he can't take anything seriously so he thinks everything is a joke"

"Is that your first year psych theory?"

first year psych theory by Matt Michaels December 24, 2007

Psycho Texting 

When a person texts another person over and over and over again in a psycho manner, generally occurs when the person doesn't want to talk to the person texting. A form of blowing up someones phone text style.

Man this dude is psycho texting me blowin up my phone when he knows I don't wanna talk to him.

Psycho Texting by Candyland October 15, 2008

Psycho Test 

The mandatory three day waiting period between obtaining someone's number and calling them back. So named because obsessive psychopaths categorically fail to pass it.

Kevin: Yo, Chris, you talk to that dime piece you were flirting with over the weekend?

Chris: Naw, man. Still haven't passed the psycho test yet.

Psycho Test by Cosmo October 16, 2008