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Crank Walk

The bipedal motion of Methamphetamine users characterized by twitching and fidgeting as if the person is trying to brush imaginary bugs off of his/her skin.
You can tell homey is smoking meth by his crank walk.
by CSI Sharkticon July 13, 2009
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Walk-off

An unbelievably stupid person. When the good Lord was makin' men, He got a whole bunch of 'em all whomped up together and then He decided to knock off for the rest of the day, thinkin' He'd put the brains in later. But guess what happened? A whole bunch of them critters just upped and walked off 'fore he ever got back. And that's what we've got here. Walk-off.
Look, you walk-off, you're supposed to open the garage door before you back the car out.
by CmePO September 13, 2021
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jordan walk

This is the odd, somewhat inhumane walk that people wearing Jordans do when they have purchased themselves a brand-new pair, in hopes of not creasing them, so that they can show off to their peers.
Richard: What is that guy doing over there? Why is he walking so funny?
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
by gusoid June 13, 2025
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Walk the dog

A sexual role play in which you mimic the act of an owner walking their dog.
The partners must assign who would play the owner and who would play dog before this to prevent any confusion during the moment.
However, if there hasn’t been an agreement then this would be the best time for a member of the party to assert their dominance early on in the relationship.
The owner would then strap a leash around the dog’s neck, preferably a belt, then tug the dog to walk around the room.
When both parties are satisfied with the walk, the owner would then pull the dog close to them and signal the dog to perform oral.

This can only be performed by ones who has power which amount to the level of gods.
*during a FaceTime call*

Ashish : Would you be up to forming Walk the dog
Mahek : if you make me, you sexy hunk of meat
Ashish : You bet I fucking will.

The next day, Ashish ascended to become a Hindu god from the power he is able to wield.
by Dogwalker1234 January 6, 2020
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walking crab

when you bang a girl in the crab position while infected with crabs and she has sex with somebody else thus infecting them the crab walk from one person to another
broski 1: "i heard she has crabs!"
broski 2: "i heard she did the walking crab with john and infected doe!"
broski 1: "the crabs walking!"
by stewy5 May 9, 2012
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only one of us walks away

slipknot but when the lead singer takes a guitar and covers it in expired peanut butter and shoved it up his ass singing the lyrics to Only One
by pseudonymking:) June 9, 2023
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