Turdle

A game where you post a picture of your morning shit, and people get 6 attempts to guess what you ate for dinner last night.

There are 3 levels of difficulty: Hard, Normal and Taco Bell.

Depending on how much beer you drank yesterday, there may be multiple games to play per day.

Rob: How did you go with today's Turdle?

Dave: No good. My last guess was borscht but it turns out that was just blood.

by Pervin Mervin February 15, 2022

Turdle

When you are playing Wordle while taking a shit

Tom's away from his desk but just shared his Wordle score on Facebook

He must be playing Turdle

by gruffi February 26, 2022

Turple

True love by meaning color

Your very turple

by Dick N da ass April 26, 2022

Turtles

Motherfuckers that made us start using paper straws instead of plastic ones.

“Hey, can I have a straw?”

“We only have paper, is that fine?”

“No, turtle fucker. It’s not fucking fine.”

“Turtles caused it, i didn’t.”

by ItalianMafiaMan May 2, 2022

turtles

what the kid in the zombie makeup likes

i like turtles

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 6, 2022

Turgle

(verb) to turgle. When the throat makes a weird gurgling noise, typically after drinking something but occasionally unprompted.

"WHO TURGLED?!"
"It's okay, everybody turgles."

by silverdracolich May 24, 2022

Turdle

Wordle done on the porcelain throne.

My constipation ended up helping me do Turdle in three guesses today—in hard mode, obviously.

by Gobbler Privets June 23, 2022