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Money Turtle

A swaggy little bro which originally was born after a misinterpretation of the Harry Potter character “Moaning Myrtle”. He is represented as a turtle with a $ sign on the center of his shell, occasionally depicted with some really cool shades.
What’d you say? Moaning Myrtle? I thought you said Money Turtle!
by swagmoneyturtle February 12, 2025
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Sea turtle

When you make your sexual partner suck your strap on dildo so deep they gag and choke like a sea turtle choking on plastic in the sea
I sea turtled georgina last night. The bitch was choking on it like a turtle chokes on plastic in the sea
by The Chief Big T March 27, 2025
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Sea turtle

When you make your sexual partner suck your strap on dildo so deep they gag and choke like a sea turtle choking on plastic in the sea
I sea turtled georgina last night. The bitch was choking on it like a turtle chokes on plastic in the sea
by The Chief Big T March 27, 2025
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Plastic Turtle

The act of giving a small, plastic turtle to signify you'd like the recipient to peg you.
I'd love to give her a plastic turtle
by Jessus0 April 23, 2025
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Jewish turtle neck

When you trap a girl in your closet and fill it will farts and shit till she passes out. When she passes you rape her and fuck her till she squirts.
My girl was being a bitch so I gave her a Jewish turtle neck.
by Agentdukedennis June 28, 2025
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indonesian turtle Racing

When two uncircumsized men race to see whos tip breaches the foreskin first
Hey. I heard you had bets on the indonesian turtle Racing lastnight. Who won?
by TrixAre4FatKids July 12, 2025
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Snapping Turtle's Head

Snapping Turtle's Head

Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.

Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
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