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toblerone tits

this is a woman of management position who is usually called elaine. She has tits that are so pointy and odd shaped that they look like giant toblerones,but lets be honest...i dont think too many people would want to eat them!! This 'oddity' uses her tits as weapons to protect her from staff she upsets, but just be warned elaine, you're tits can't protect you forever!
HELP, HELP! what's that coming out the office??
Oh thank god....it's just toblerone tits!

What do you call a woman who gives you a nervous breakdown?
toblerone tits!
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Tits on a stick

something which is just perfect, used to describe a particularly good event or thing, similar to describing something as the dog's bollox
Sé won $50 on the lotto and said, well that's just tits on a stick
by January 12, 2004
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Bitch Tits

A man that has exstreemly large breasts.
yoo! that dudes got some bitch tits!
by Joel Klepach October 4, 2003
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Zebra tits

Check out that lady with the zebra tits
by rashstash October 13, 2009
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Fairy Tits

Very Intense
That hit of crack was fuckin fairy tits!
by SpoR April 8, 2011
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the tit's bananas

a person, place, thing, or idea that is awesome as hell and you want everyone to know it. it could be something or someone you saw, or a crazy idea that you think is really funny or actually cool.
did you see those two girls at the atm machine? yeah bro, they are the tit's bananas!

yo dude, there is gonna be a 2 hour special on cats in a few minutes. THIS IS GONNA BE THE TIT'S BANANAS.
by CLORN PUCK SART October 9, 2010
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tit-in-a-can

Someone or something incredibly cool.
me: "Wow...I can't believe how deeply in love and connected on a spiritual level I feel when I am with Larry."

you: "Uh, yeah. That Larry is tit-in-a-can!"
by Rayleen February 25, 2008
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