Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')
"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022
Get the Post Harry Potter Traumamug. A post you make on any social media when you were 9 and didn't know that the internet was a horny mess and still maintained your innocence and youth, which you then fondly look back on as a chronic Redditor.
P1: "Hey dude, look at my first post."
P2: "Oh wow, you were REALLY young then."
P1: "What's that supposed to mean?"
P2: "Oh wow, you were REALLY young then."
P1: "What's that supposed to mean?"
by The Hat King September 20, 2025
Get the My First Postmug. PPS - Post Pump Syndrome, similair to PNS, is the state in which a person starts to lose testosterone and blood flow to the muscles after physical activity, generally after lifting weight. The individual may experience a lack of self esteem, sudden but short spurts of depression, and possibly a feeling of mild body dysmorphia.
by Azyzz Shavershian September 3, 2021
Get the Post-Pump-Syndromemug. Dan: “Everyone put your shit down, school is cancelled”
Everyone else (in chorus): “DAN AT THE BACK POST!!!!!”
Everyone else (in chorus): “DAN AT THE BACK POST!!!!!”
by Manolas, Greek God in Rome. September 13, 2022
Get the At the back postmug. by AAAMMMMOOG July 28, 2024
Get the National Post your Meat daymug. When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.
I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine
by Soso2019 July 26, 2021
Get the Post birth abortionmug. To smoke cigarettes in a manner that appears to promote or enhance the beauty of the big tobacco industry for the sake advertisement.
by Audiblethought June 12, 2019
Get the Post Malonemug.