Post Pornographic Stress Disorder (PPSD)

Post Pornographic Stress Disorder (PPSD) is a trauma related disorder caused by viewing highly disturbing, sexually explicit material. People affected with the disorder usually have reoccurring thoughts, flashbacks, and, in extreme cases, nightmares related to the material they observed. Individuals with the disorder will feel extreme discomfort, shame, disgust, and, in some cases, arousal when having mental images of the disturbing pornographic material. This can cause the individual extreme discontent with their life, and must be treated properly.
Diagnosis Criteria:
1. Individual has observed highly disturbing pornographic material. The material must show genitalia/partial nudity, and be highly disturbing to the sufferer (individual's sexual preference, and sensitivity to pornography can cause different causes of the disorder).
2. Individual has reoccurring and frequent flashbacks, mental images, and, in some cases, nightmares related to the sexually explicit material they viewed.
3. Reoccurring mental images cause the affected individual extreme disgust, shame, and, in more severe cases, disturbing arousal.

4. The individual has had these reoccurring mental images for at least one month, and the flashbacks show no sign of diminishing or causing desensitization to the affected individual.

Friend: "Hey bro, did you see that video I sent you? *Laughs*"
You: "Yes, and I think it gave me Post Pornographic Stress Disorder (PPSD)."

by Scientific Definitions August 2, 2016

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I'm a big fat terd and told my aunt that I was sleep-posting in Facebook

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salesman's term used when selling a house that needs a lot of work in a rapidly gentrifying neighborhood.

We'd like to buy in a neighborhood that has some post war Italy design houses are available.

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Post Porcelain Porn Fountain

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John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.

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post feminist

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With the unlimited power of Facebook likes, post feminists can change society with little more than a few clicks of her mouse.

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roast posting

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I could watch The Roast of Bob Seeger...but I'd rather post about roasting Bob's Seeger.
Thanks Roast Posting. :)

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Roast Whipping Post

For someone to diss you/mock you based on a characteristic of yourself, your personality, clothes etc. in front of a lot of people

Example of a Roast Whipping Post:
Teacher: Ok Class, that's the bell everyone is dismissed. Stacy, please see me after class.
Stacy: Why? Can't get a date for prom?
Teacher: If that was the case I would've asked one of the pretty girls.
Class: DAYUM!!!!

by McQuackez February 8, 2018