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Post Harry Potter Trauma

Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')
"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022
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My First Post

A post you make on any social media when you were 9 and didn't know that the internet was a horny mess and still maintained your innocence and youth, which you then fondly look back on as a chronic Redditor.
P1: "Hey dude, look at my first post."
P2: "Oh wow, you were REALLY young then."
P1: "What's that supposed to mean?"
by The Hat King September 20, 2025
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Post-Pump-Syndrome

PPS - Post Pump Syndrome, similair to PNS, is the state in which a person starts to lose testosterone and blood flow to the muscles after physical activity, generally after lifting weight. The individual may experience a lack of self esteem, sudden but short spurts of depression, and possibly a feeling of mild body dysmorphia.
“I’ve only just finished working out and i’m getting Post-Pump-Syndrome already.”
by Azyzz Shavershian September 3, 2021
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At the back post

An phrase mostly used to express thankfulness and praise for someone else’s saviour-esque actions.
Dan: “Everyone put your shit down, school is cancelled

Everyone else (in chorus): “DAN AT THE BACK POST!!!!!”
by Manolas, Greek God in Rome. September 13, 2022
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National Post your Meat day

July 30th. You need to post your dick on your preferred discord server
Me: Hey bro it's National Post your Meat Day!
Bro: OK imma send it in the official Fortnite server!
by AAAMMMMOOG July 28, 2024
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Post birth abortion

When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.
I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine
by Soso2019 July 26, 2021
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Post Malone

To smoke cigarettes in a manner that appears to promote or enhance the beauty of the big tobacco industry for the sake advertisement.
It is very Post Malone of you to chain smoke like that.
by Audiblethought June 12, 2019
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