stabbing snake

referring to a man's penis

Franny is so fine, I want to introduce her to my stabbing snake.

by hippy29 December 15, 2011

Snake Goal

Whilst playing FIFA, similar to the acclaimed Jew Goal a snake goal is a situation where the forward has an easy scoring opportunity but decides to flaunt ones talent ie. chip the keeper. This is known as a snake goal.

There was no need to chip my keeper, what a snake goal!

by oneandonlyheskey January 17, 2012

Rick the Snake

A salesman of dubious nature.

I went into store to sell in some product but Rick the Snake beat me to it.

by snakeyes01 July 20, 2011

texas snake trap

When a girl has razorblades mounted on the inside of he vagina and cuts your dick off with them...

i just got texas snake trapped and now i need surgery! XD

by poopa12345678 November 17, 2011

Snake Butt

Somebody who is always pissed off leading you to believe there is a snake up their butt.

dude, snake butt won't let us hang out with his sister

by sean88 December 10, 2011

snake molester

A guy who would basically screw anything.

John is a snake molester. He'd fuck a snake if you held it still.

by alljackandnowork December 11, 2011

Snake bight

Where you leve your friends for a shot amount of time to go masturbate and then return unseen.

My friend snuck out of the party to go snake bight

Dude ill be back in a minute I have to go snake bight

by Ihaveahungon1245465 November 20, 2011