Ghetto bidet

when your taking a big shit, and it hits the toilet water and then, the water splashes your a-hole. (Just like a kid cannonballing into the pool)

Dude I just gave myself a ghetto bidet

by _cpek December 8, 2017

Ghetto

Javier’s all black 2010 Cadillac Escalade

Damn see that Cadillac, that’s ghetto.

by ——4— January 2, 2022

suburban ghetto

someone who acts very ghetto but was born in the suburbs. they're the most annoying people ever

"Xavier is acting suburban ghetto"

by wenismaster March 1, 2022

ghetto tease

1. a black kid that thinks he/she is "hard" and resides in Short Pump or Midlothian, VA.

2. someone that thinks a "court" in Richmond refers to basketball or tennis.

3. an individual who "buys" their necessities (food/hygiene/shoes-FLAVES) after the first week of the month.

4. a person who doesn't have or know what a "ghetto twin" is.

Original Ghetto (O.G.): "Hey Jamal, what court u come from?"

Ghetto Tease: "Humphrey Calder".

by KT Andrews February 23, 2013

Ghetto

An area where government protection and resources have been schemingly withheld.

My client’s wife lives in Palm Beach and refers to West Palm Beach as ghetto. I asked if she meant Jewish ghetto or Black ghetto. She just meant more urban and affordable not knowing her own history.

by Mogul Mom April 7, 2023

The Ghetto Mouth Wash

When a fellow gang member hocks a loogie in your mouth and you use it as mouthwash

Did you see Tyrone get The Ghetto Mouth Wash, I could really go for one right about now.

by Noah-Rogers February 21, 2023

Ghetto Fairy

A group or individuals that both either/or graffiti on trees and/or attach fairy doors or paraphernalia to trees.

Graffiti - usually teens to twenties
Fairy Doors Etc - usually parents of primary school age.

Gee, how disappointing. This Reserve is turning into a "Ghetto Fairy" park!

by Calli the Cockatoo November 2, 2021