Boston Tea Party

the Boston Tea Party is when one individual sits in a body of water and a group of men (2 or more) proceed to tea bag the person in the water until the person in the water is pruned.
Hey did you hear Sally invited the football team over to have a Boston Tea Party, and I hear they weren't studying american history.
by SILENTxNINJA7 March 12, 2021
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Boston Tea Party

The act of having sex in a jacuzzi while your girlfriend is on her period.
I think me and Sarah are going to have a Boston Tea Party tonight in her new hot tub.
by Kaylynandsammy August 18, 2020
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Boston Tea Party

The act of having a threesome or orgy and at least two of the participants are from Boston.
I am so hungover right now from all that Apple McCormicks vodka but it was so worth it since it got me a Boston tea party.
by Dontstopbelievin September 16, 2009
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Boston Tea Party

The act of dipping ones scrotum in kerosine and lighting it on fire. Nutsack is then dragged against victims temple till the flame goes out.
Dude, lets give Sunny the Boston Tea Party tonight during poker!
by Kk5565 June 13, 2023
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Tea Monkeys

A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger
Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!

Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?

Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel
by Superior shaft Sam October 31, 2020
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Inverted Tea Bag

An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.
The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.
by liboface May 31, 2011
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Crumpets and tea

Crumpets and tea is a British food, usually eaten for breakfast or afternoon paired with tea often. It is made from flour, milk or water and yeast.
Friend 1: Hey bruv you wanna come over and have some crumpets and tea mate?

Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!
by sex minister April 27, 2022
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