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Turd Bang

Lana Rhoades only known to preformed this sex act. Takes an HIV/AIDS+ turd directly inside her holes(all 3). As a sidenote it's fucking disgusting.
Yo! Bro turn that 💩 off! Lana's Turd Bang is foul as FAULK dude!
by Monkey Face Killah October 4, 2023
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turd whisle

I took a turd whisle this morning.
by Sporty75 October 7, 2023
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Turd burgular

Like the hamburgular but a mascot for the bed head community who’s job it is to waste successful peoples time and energy by stealing things they don’t like purely because they over slept once now they can’t seem to stop doing it it’s too hard
Fuck that turd Burgular broke in my house with a key , ate my cat , cos it’s not lazy , then choked the chicken , and busted a nut on my bed , I found him asleep in my bed wearing my cape
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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turd gobbers nest

When there is a pile/group/nest of people or insects that are gross or unsettling and something to stay away from
Is that a turd gobbers nest on the siding of that house?
Yea she’s weird, she’s a part of them turd gobber nest kids down the road
by Turd nest November 26, 2021
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Sand Turds

The clump inside of a cats litter box
I have to clean the sand turds out of Garfield's litterbox.
by Infinite_Victory December 4, 2021
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Turd Burglar

This type of turd burglar is the type that happends in nursing homes. When a resident lets everything come out right in the eating area, in front of everyone and not caring about other people eating or Anything and after they finish thier business they just walk away.....
Turd Burglar: oops I have to use the bathroom...
Nurse: No wait ill take you to the bathroom
Turd Burglar: no im going right here right now
by FUNTIME! October 23, 2019
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Turd

ben cretsinger :))
you’re a turd
by mialeblanc October 27, 2019
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