Small-town privilege

The ability to live in a small town in the United States, go to the local bars, and become a global expert at everything. Everything is inclusive to geopolitical events, foreign policy, matters of government, and military affairs. Generally speaking it is the same privilege as armchair quarterbacking an entire situation for which you have no involvement or experience in.

Man, that podunk town of Deposit, NY has some small-town privilege to it. Same people, same bars, and some inexperienced opinions about the rest of the world.

by Cowtownsucks321 November 3, 2021

Clementi Town Secondry

The secondary school where the uniforms are confusing, hot, and ties get lost. Phones, the gems of our lives, has been taken forcefully and thrown into the locker. Us Clementeens Are all green flags (look at our shirt it's so obvious) And we have CCAP instead of form chers😔😔😔 9 different types of pasta exists here soooooo and it's next to Clementi mall 😍😍 The sch songs also the best and we got da iPads 😍😍😍

"wahlao... Why wear so much green ah boy" Ah Chong asked
"Oh... This? I'm from Clementi Town Secondry" Ah Ming responded proudly
"WAH!SUCH A BAD SCHOOL! MY SON AH... GO TO NANYANG!!!" Ah Chong exclaimed
"WAOW SO SMAR...wait Ur son go nanyang..?"

by MaXiaoTiao😍😍😍 February 6, 2024

Down town girl

A aesthetic, easily found on Pinterest

Me: I’m a down town girl
Girl: isn’t that the Pinterest aesthetic?
Me: yah

by Kazthesnaz November 17, 2022

Tickle Town

Basically someone will say this before you get tickled harshly and I mean bad.

Man 1: Hey Man 2
Man 2: What?
Man 1: you just got a one-way ticket to Tickle Town
Man 2: NO PLEASE SPARE ME I AM BEGGING YOU!!
Man 1: too late. It’s tickle time now 😈

by Gdbrbdiodje March 4, 2022

E-Town

E-Town is a group of young boys who run Edinburgh town and who also run pmall warriors #E-Town

“E-Town boys will run u down for money and drugs”

by Lattz December 12, 2018

Don’t take your guns to town

A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!

Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.

by DaveShaw June 7, 2018

laying track to pound town

Putting in work with a lady to increase your chances of getting laid at some point in the future.

Damn Luke is taking his date out to dinner, must be laying track to pound town!

by Mcmccarrot March 6, 2015