Talking to the turkey

Oral sex on a woman.

Man, I was talking to the turkey and she farted, that was such a turn on.

by Nullos November 11, 2011

Butts Talking

Loudly expelling putrid smelling gas from the depths of one’s bowels in the company of others.

Doug: Hey man, you ready to go play some cards?

Alexander: Sure just don't sit by me though.

Doug: Why?

Alexander: (FFFRRRVVVVRRRTTTTTT) cause my Butts Talking loud and proud tonight.

Doug: Jesus, what did you eat?

Alexander: bean burrito, side of beans, brussel sprouts and broccoli.

by Joey BeefBuicker September 2, 2011

Talk to the conductor

Usually referred to as the conductor of the "Addy Train". The train you get on when you need to "get on that zoomazooma-zoom-zoom". Talking to the conductor of the train gives you special abilities beyond just "Riding the Train". It allows you to crank the speed of it up to about Mach 3.

"What's got into you today bro, you're going 100 miles an hour today?"

"This morning I knew I wasn't feelin like gettin shit done so I had to hop on that traaiiin and talk to the conductor!!!"

"Word"

by nibblegnome September 25, 2011

talk about a BMW

A euphemism for proposing marriage to someone. The BMW in this context stands for "be my wife".

Well, we did it! We decided to finally talk about a BMW after seven years!

by Seshie October 17, 2023

Smol talk

Smol talking is when a short ass gets cocky and attempts to sass you while forgetting you're the prince of smart-assery.

Hey Leo, she's engaging in Smol talk again. Go sort them out.

by LudicrouslyLeo October 17, 2023

Don't Talk

1. "Don't talk" is the short-hard for "you can't talk", or "says you!". It is to be used when someone at your skill level or lower is telling you that you are trash or bad; implying that they are better than you at the task you are performing.

1. "You're actually so trash." "Oh, Don't talk"

by Kittenover9000 October 21, 2023

Less talk, More work

A quote by my math teacher to alert the class to talk less and work more

Class, less talk, more work

by Influxter October 25, 2023