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Sock

A phony facebook profile used for trolling
Me:"That chick is hot"
You: "Its a sock acount"
Me: "even if its just a sock, id still cum in her".
by Bonezybonez May 30, 2017
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Emergency socks

That pair of old socks on your dresser you only put on when you're in a hurry and can't spare the time to find another pair.
Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.

Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.

Bro 1: Nice~.
by Mathlete007 August 30, 2015
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Sock Pop

when you jerk off so hard in your cum sock you bend your dick causing lots of pain
last night i was watching a pokimane stream and then i took out my cum sock and hit a sock pop.
by CraccHead69 November 6, 2021
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3 Sock uniform

A 3 sock uniform is an outfit made of 3 socks that covers a man’s two feet and his genitalia
Chief said when there’s a man overboard you better get here to muster, I don’t care if you’re in your 3 sock uniform
by Lawsonavy August 18, 2023
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Porcelain Sock

A Sock that has become hard from years of adolescence semen being jerked off into it! It appears hard like Porcelain.
My parents found my Porcelain sock under my bed. Now we have to have the talk.
by Nissanqueef January 4, 2020
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Sock Knockinist

“Did you see the person hit that guy out of the atmosphere?”

“Yeah. She was a real Sock Knockinist!”
by Merpers July 17, 2018
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sock head

When a man takes a sock and draws a funny face on the end of it and then puts it on his penis and runs around a public place flapping it side to side.
The football game was nice, but there was a sock head who ran out on the field during halftime.
by catfishio December 4, 2011
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