Socks on Cocks

when you aggressively nut into clothing
Babe I just pulled a socks on cocks
“Nice”
by lebumdum March 10, 2022
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Pulling up your socks

The act of visiting the rest room, for the explicit purpose of a ancle gripping defecation. Specifically dropping ones pants to the floor, allowing clear and unimpeded access to ones "socks".
"After eating gas station sushi, you're going to be pulling up your socks."

"Jennifer has ben pulling up her socks all afternoon?"

"After tacos and cerveza that bad, Ryan will be pulling your socks up."
by the Mixican Joker November 21, 2024
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Walmart Socking

The act of removing a sock from a mannequin at walmart, busting a fat load in it, and placing it back on the mannequin, leaving it to solidify. When the workers come to change the outfit on the mannequin, the sock should be absolutely immovable, and plastered to the mannequin's foot.
You: "Hey Bryce, wanna go walmart socking?"
Bryce: "Nahhh bro I've got a date with Amelia tonight."
You: "Wait, Amelia as in, my MOM?"
by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 19, 2025
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sock children

Jerking off into a sock. Usually done out of laziness, desperation, or lack of better options.
Roommate's gone for the weekend? Time to make some sock children.
by 8BallPaul May 15, 2025
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SOCK CHILDREN

What's created after impregnating a piece of cotton or wool footwear
Mother: Why is your son socks always so moist

Father : Their full of SOCK CHILDREN and you're about to drown them
by Mileslongrod February 26, 2024
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chocolate sock puppet

the act in partaking in anal sex with different socks as condoms, and afterwords turning off all the lights except for a lamp and putting on a puppet show for all your friends as a trophy.
next show starts in 20 minutes!!!

Whats it about?
its about a magical land ware Mr. chocolate sock puppet gets kidnapped and taken away from his family.
by lykaboss August 02, 2011
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sock glove

to unintentionaly prevent someone from getting laid
that fag is a sock glove
by iusedtolikepoptarts January 18, 2010
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