ungrateful tankie pig

"Even though I strongly opposed the firebombing of @friendlyjordies house, this very vicious, slimy ungrateful tankie pig - a washed up male model - nipples protruding"

"Did you see Drew called Jordies an ungrateful tankie pig because he called him fat?"

by LemonssnomeL July 31, 2024

Lazy Pig Flu

Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!

Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'

by jaga-jack May 5, 2009

Peppa pig

a obese hypocrite

you are a dumb peppa pig

by darealpolarisdone June 11, 2022

Pig lottery

When there’s a whole bunch of fat girls willing to let you put your cash in their slot. AKA... PUSSY.

Friend 1: “Yo that sorority club is a pig lottery!”
Friend 2: “Yeah, Sally let me put my coin in her slot!”

by katnivorousyourlesbiansavor June 17, 2018

Pigs in a blanket

Undercover cops

Slow down bro, there's pigs in a blanket in this hood

by Krimzin86 April 6, 2017

Pig

A girl who can eat two pounds of thick cut bacon and not save any for the family who made it.

My friend is a Pig

by Heya potatoes November 17, 2020

Pigs in a blanket

The act in which a person sticks their toes (little piggies) in a person's foreskin

Last night was great man, Sarah and I put her pigs in a blanket, and she gave me a dirty sanchez!

by TheSilencer 416 July 26, 2024