muscle shit

a large bowel movement that occurs when people supplement their weight training routine with some type of weight gainer formula or protein powder

Franz has clogged the toilet once again with a muscle shit.

by Pablo Diggity May 25, 2006

Aw Shit!

Normally used when running away from a bad situation. A harsher version of "Oh No!" or "Aw Man!"

Tyrone: "Dude isn't that your Ex?"
Jerome: "AW SHIT!" *dashes away*

by JaCETHXIII September 8, 2010

Next To Shit

The second lowest form of stature or amount. Being after shit which has pretty much the lowest value.

Dude:"Man, my job sucks ass, I get paid next to shit an hour to.

by anonymousx58 June 26, 2009

Shitting a Pinecone

The most painful thing that can possibly happen to someone. This phrased is used as a comparison, if something is really bad or unpleasurable, you compare it to shitting a pinecone.

Jim: Dude I had to stay with my grandma all last week.
Mike: That sucks.
Jim: Yeah I would have rather been shitting a pinecone.

or

Popo: Yeah they did surgery without novacaine, it felt like I was shitting a pinecone.

by Crapspatula June 10, 2005

fucked to shit

The art of being so deep, one cannot begin to even think of surfacing back into the normality of life.

'Charles, you didn't make the last pick up on time. That's three in a row. Consider yourself fucked to shit.'

by G-man From Mish September 4, 2008

shit stirring

to cause commotion by poking fun or revealing information to get a reaction (also see trolling)

you're just shit stirring - stop it or someone could lose an eye!

by Sinister Intent June 15, 2004

shit fart

the act of shitting your pants after you fart

when you got to take a shit reall bad and the fart cant wait, splat its a shit fart

by Anonymous March 31, 2003