off the air

an interjection used when someone says something they should not. Anything unfunny, embarassing, or ignorant that renders the speaker particularly deserving of silence.

- Hey did you guys get a chance to read about fashion week in Glamour yet? I love the evening wear on page 47. Here I'll show you. Anybody got a copy?
- ...That's off the air.

- Hey, you comin out wit us Friday?
- Nah. Sorry guys. I think I'm going to stay home and read the Bible this weekend. First John has really got me on the edge of my seat. Thanks though.
- WHAT??? Off the air.

by WKIII November 22, 2006

swap off

To suck a guys dick

" I can't beleive Mike actually wanted Jezebel to swap him off!"

by RoZeS October 30, 2003

Off it's tits

Something that is really good. Can also be used to describe someone who is drunk or is "off their tits".

That pizza we had last night was off it's tits!

Gary was so drunk last night, he was off his tits!

by Mr Reston January 16, 2010

Cunt off

Aggressively tell someone to leave

"Cunt off you bitch"

by Mhars January 27, 2015

word off

(1) A brief competitive verbal exchange between two or more individuals. One individual attempts to outdo another in his or her use of the English language in the most ridiculous manner possible. (2) Phrase used to cut the tension by an observer during an intense verbal assault.

When Stephen was insulting Ariel's "Run for the Cure" bracelet and Ariel tried to fight him, Meg tried to cut the tension by referring to the altercation as a word off.

by Sarah1983 August 3, 2007

Off the heezay

Someone who is confident, off the hook & has the attention of everyone without effort.

"Look at that girl walk, she is off the heezay."

by Annabella Doll September 11, 2009

10% off

A man who has had his foreskin hacked off.

Look at him! His cock is 10% off!

by 10% off May 26, 2006