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Middle School

THE WORST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE!

You cannot make it throughout 2 (or 3 depends) years of this hellhole without atleas experiencing each of the following things atleast once...

1:DRAMA!!! FUCK!!!!
2: Losing one of your good friends from elemntary school because of DRAMA!
3: Not being able to conenctrate on anything because of DRAMA!
4: jacking off in the school bathrooms (u all know uve tried it)
5: Starving all day only to be served food that tastes worse than your shit made by lunch ladies that look like they got radiation sickness.
6: making friends that know you from the inside out, and u can talk to them about anything, they understand all the shit uve been through and they can relate.
7: noticing that teachers are NOT always right, infact they are usually wrong.
8: forming a deep hatred for all establishment and not looking forward to school at all.
9: shitting your brains out after u eat that chili! OH BOY!
10: having a girl touch ur penis when she is high on ecstacy and u dont even kno it.
11: smoking weed!
6th grader: OMG IM SO ExCITED FOR MIDDLE SCHOOL! IM GONNA BE RUNNING BACK FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM AND ILL TEAR THE SCHOOL UP OMG!!!

middle schooler: poor child, u dont kno wat ur in for go fuck urself
by peculiarmonkey October 3, 2008
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High School

1. What teenagers say when referring to Hell.

2. A building thats suppose to be meant for learning but instead is full of shallow people who you don't know who will talk behind your back and want to be all inside of your business. You'll be forced to learn crap you'll maybe never even use because you don't really care that X= Y or forensics since you don't want to be involved in none of those careers. Either way it doesn't matter in 4 years you won't see any of those idiots be cynical and keep to yourself.

3. a place in your life that suck for everyone no one ever has "4 best years in highschool" that's just bullshit you hear from your parents so they can get you out of the house faster.

4. If your excited about high school then i'm not sorry to disappoint you by the second month of high school you'll be ready to put a bullet in your head to get away from that place. If you aren't excited about high school then your smart and your ready to deal with all the problems and assholes in high school. If people in school don't like you screw them your you and you shouldn't change youself for anyone you'll be out of there in 2-4 years depending on what grade your in.
1. Person 1: I have to spend 5 more months in hell- i mean high school!

2. person 1: My second period is American government i don't give a crap about all that, its not like i want to be a politician.

Person 2: dude you have to learn it.

Person 1: Why?

Person 2: i don't know.

A senior walks by

Person 1: man i hate that guy.

Person 2: yeah he's a asshole

Person 1: yeah i never meant him but some girl told me...

The two guys gossip about the senior despite the fact that they don't know the guy personally.

3. Mother: High school was the best years of my life.

Person 1: really? i heard from dad that the 'popular kids' use to call you names and locked you in the bathroom... a few times

4. Freshmen: this place is great everyone is so nice and cool! i can't wait for this year to start.

Sophomore: dude, i'm warning you this place isn't that well the people you just talked to are the fakest ones here i suggest you stay away from them. Don't trust anyone here! watch yourself.

Freshmen: Stupid guy i just made some friends your only made because people don't talk to you.

Sophomore: i don't talk to anyone here because 90% of people are ignorant.

Freshmen: whatever i'm one of the popular kids now.

2 months later

Freshmen: what did i do wrong? people hate me and someone threw a rock at me i never even met them! and someone spread the rumor that i-

Sophomore: I don't care i warned you. Have fun with your 'problems' popular kid.
by Cynical susy January 10, 2011
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middle school

where everything sucks.

you don't have to try in middle school, you just pass your classes by being there. you can pull a lot of stuff off in front of the teachers since they all hate you anyway.

lots of kids become emos and goths

the popular people rule everything.
by daveyyyyy October 2, 2007
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The Independence School

Indy rox ass - - it is the best education you can get in delaware so all u guys talkin shit about are just jealous cuz we're smarter than u...Most high schools are lookin at indy students closer than they are lookin at any other school...so piss off our rich asses. And u can make fun of us for bein rich preps...but whats wrong with that? we're rich- so what? There's nothing wrong with being rich ~ its not like we're greedy sluts and assholes--we're all honest ppl who admit that we are cool and we DONT dress like sluts - Pahlease! if u wanna find sluts and assholes, take a look at tower hill...
rich preps are ppl who are rich and where preppy clothes like from abercrombie and Ralph Lauren and Juicy and we pop our collars and watch OC every Thursday night - even the guys. Why? Because we're cool
by Indy roxx May 10, 2005
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Private School

A private school is a type of school that people seem to think is only inhabited by rich, white, preppy, blonde, snobby boys and girls.

Well, it's not.

-There are children that go to private schools that get there from working for it and getting scholarships.
-There are children that go to private schools that have creative talents such as acting, painting, writing, etc.
-There are children in private schools that have gone through the exact same life experiences as children in public school.
-There are children in private schools that don't think they're better then everything, and in fact they think the complete opposite.
-There are children in private schools that have intense family problems.
-There are children in private schools that know how to speak intelligently without saying the word 'like' in between every other word.
-There are children in private schools who still have there natural hair color.
-There are children in private schools that don't enough money to buy high-end clothing because their parents spend all the extra money, that isn't for necessary things like food, on the school's tuition.
-There are children in private schools that are Black, Asian, White, Hispanic, Native-American, Indian, and any other race/ethnicity you can think of.
-There are children in private schools that know who there are and don't need to look like everyone else to feel good about themselves.
Private schools are really not very different from public schools.

I'm not saying that there aren't preppy, bitchy girls or self-centered guys at private schools but it's the same at public schools. Don't base an opinion about any private school from what you see in the movies or from one or two snobby and cocky girls/boys that you have met.
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school bus

by David December 9, 2003
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old school

Alphonse was feelin the old school hiphop flavas
by Ed April 28, 2003
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