Crab muffin

When a woman has a big bush and crabs

This bitch issa Crab Muffin

by Nqbbs July 11, 2020

Blueberry muffin

Blueberry muffin is a term used that you cut urself so badly u cut ur vein

'____ was in the hospital bc they cut their blueberry muffin if ykwim'

by Lotusss October 31, 2023

Blueberry muffin

A really cute female cop in blues.

Like a whole gaggle of blueberry muffins.

by OWL76 June 12, 2025

hump muffin

IYKYK

I can't tell you... hump muffin. If you know, you know.

by humpmuffin February 20, 2025

Muffin Manager

A manager that eats your muffins and eats Fortnite kids

I am a Muffin Manager said, my friend. Well then FUCK YOU!!!! UWU

by gchvjb January 14, 2022

Frosted muffin

To cum on a larger persons stomach

I saw you with that heavy chick did you give her the ol frosted muffin?
Yeah I def pulled out

by Slightysativa April 27, 2024

muffin doob

a person who is not fully a douche bag, but is slightly more than a toolbag. Someone you still like, but know is lamesauce. He or she is therefore a muffin doob.

Brad used to be a good friend, but now he's such a muffin doob, geez how the times have changed.....

by krackalaitlin July 15, 2011